Hey Diver, remember when I farted and you dang near vomited?! Good golly that was a hoot.
As for taking my clothes off, here's the story.
Diver held a cow elk tag and asked Walking Buffalo and I if we would join him on his elk quest. Well we drive south and get to the parking spot and it is WINDY and COLD. Like -20 without a windchill cold. So we suit up.
About 45 minutes into our walk into the sacred range, the wind stops, sun comes out and it warms up to about +5. Gorgeous day!
Of course, I am sweating like crazy. So on our third or fourth stop, I started shedding layers. A great day on the mountain.
Don't know what made me fart so enormously, but it darn near killed the Alberta Diver.
I forgot about the gas attack No human can make that smell!
That was a fun trip even though I couldn't keep up and was feeling like a bag of smashed hammers!
This thread got me thinking I need some new gear. I decided to check out the rack at WSS. OMG!! $200.00, $300.00, and $400.00 for pants I think I will invest in some high tek under wear and look or some cheap wool.