AIR Travel ... what next

[Winch101]

I saw a piece yesterday , that you can have your identity
stolen just checking in self serve at the airport ..What next .
Even at the price of gas a lot more people will be driving ..

Got this in an email ... Enjoy

A guy is sitting in the Toronto airport waiting for his flight .
A beautiful woman sits down a few seats away.
He figures flight attendant ...so in order to strike up a conversation
he decides to just call out one of the airlines catch phrases .
" Fly the friendly skys" thinking she is american ...
no response . German he thinks ....Luftansa maybe " Fly the fun way"
nothing .... maybe Asian " Air travel smooth as silk " he says

Finally she whirls around and fixes him with this very angry look
and says ....

" Hey Buddy .. What the F--- is your problem ...>

The guy sits back in his chair and says .....

" Ahhhhh Air Canada ......

W101

[Tundra Monkey]

LMAO....

Last year we had a bou client get his bags lost on the way up. On his way out I take this nice/quite/unassuming gentleman up to the counter and he starts to check in. He asks the girl behind the counter to send one of his bags to Hawaii and his rifle to Denver. She replies that she can't do it and that he is required to fly with his bags. His response was..."why not....you &^#% did it to me last week??!!"

I just about crapped my pants I was laughing so hard

tm

[albertadave]

Did you hear Air Canada's new motto? "We're not happy until you're not happy"