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Want the key to making a million dollars on the AO forum?
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08-16-2019, 07:20 PM
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Yah right, like I’m paying the postage.
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I would like to send you $200 so I can make 2 million!
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08-16-2019, 07:23 PM
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Yah right, like I’m paying the postage.
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I’ve already made arrangements to pick mine up in person. You could just send your cash with me and I’ll drop your guide off to you.
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I'll do it for $50
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08-16-2019, 07:39 PM
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I would like to send you $200 so I can make 2 million!
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You can send 200 dollars and make 2 million but only on the contractual condition that we split the proceeds 50/50 evenly. 
A deal is a deal. 
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I want to be 2 1/2 times shrewder than Roper1 so I'm gonna send $500 but I want instructions on how to make $8 million with it. Just like with the Calgary Stampede lotto tickets I want more chances when I spend more!
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08-16-2019, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by CaberTosser
I want to be 2 1/2 times shrewder than Roper1 so I'm gonna send $500 but I want instructions on how to make $8 million with it. Just like with the Calgary Stampede lotto tickets I want more chances when I spend more!
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This sounds like a side bet with potential. I'll hold half of Red's half for safekeeping Sides I think you already are 2.5 ? times shrewwdder?
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08-16-2019, 07:57 PM
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This sounds like a side bet with potential. I'll hold half of Red's half for safekeeping Sides I think you already are 2.5 ? times shrewwdder? |
Yoo becha I iz!
Once my funds from Cameroon get released by their national lottery director I'll send Red my money. I had to pay the taxes on my winnings up front so its left me a little tight in the meantime 
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08-16-2019, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by CaberTosser
I want to be 2 1/2 times shrewder than Roper1 so I'm gonna send $500 but I want instructions on how to make $8 million with it. Just like with the Calgary Stampede lotto tickets I want more chances when I spend more!
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This is doable. Forward the five hundred dollars and I will send you a copy of the 5 million dollar guide plus a copy of the two million dollar guide like Roper1's and a one million dollar guide totalling eight million dollars. And because it is more lucrative I will only take a 30 % contractual commission for the transaction. We'll be cigar smoking partners. 
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How about 50.00 and an older Weaver K4 scope with yellowed glass?
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08-16-2019, 08:05 PM
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I don't even smoke but this is sounding so good I want to start. How much for the cigar smoker's guide ?
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08-16-2019, 08:05 PM
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You could get the 500K guide for 50 & the scope but the scope can't have rings or crosshairs. The work your way up guide will be included.
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Red Bullets, gets the green card pass but does not get to go past Go.
Monopoloy ruled by J.P. Silver Morgan Top Hats and plastic High Rise
Apartments have long since been replaced with that new space age game
of the future... Twister. 
Bullets reveals his true age.
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08-16-2019, 08:08 PM
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I don't even smoke but this is sounding so good I want to start. How much for the cigar smoker's guide ?
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Just put 10 dollars in the self addressed stamped envelope you forward with the 500 and I will throw it in the cigar smokers guide. Matches not included.
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08-16-2019, 08:11 PM
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It's good to laugh sometimes.
Thank you.
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08-16-2019, 08:15 PM
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I've REPORTED this thread to FACEBOOK as SPAM !! 
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08-16-2019, 08:19 PM
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Red Bullets, gets the green card pass but does not get to go past Go.
Monopoloy ruled by J.P. Silver Morgan Top Hats and plastic High Rise
Apartments have long since been replaced with that new space age game
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If I can't pass go I can be contacted at Park Place.
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08-16-2019, 08:22 PM
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Yah right, like I’m paying the postage.
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For low income people like yourself there is a program that will help you with postal expenses. Just forward 20 dollars with your application to the program and once you are signed up the postage fees will be waived.
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08-16-2019, 08:24 PM
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Too late Randy I reported this post to SPAM as BUTTBOOK 20 mins. ago.
Ha, Ha, Ha!
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08-16-2019, 08:29 PM
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Never fear Red, BTW, the Coppers at B&B Railroad are waiting for you to step
off that train.
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08-16-2019, 08:35 PM
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Is this legal?
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08-16-2019, 08:39 PM
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I'll send you $200.00 if you can provide proof of why a lightning strike sprirels
counter clockwise down a tree OR clock wise depending upon the himesphere.
If it does in fact. Nobody's keeping track.
Food for thought.
Least resistance or simply the twist in the grain of the wood lends itself to this?
Twist in the grain of the wood is determined by sunrise and sunset bending to the sun. So the grain in the plant grows with a twist to follow the sun.
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Thanks a lot.  Well...please don't report it to Dr. Phil or A&E's Intervention. You know how Phil can be. And Intervention staff have no sense of boundaries.
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Red, no worries there, I would for sure NOT report these finding to Dr. Pill on
TV 3.
Trust me I may be making fun here but I understand mainstream is not trout
or catfish it's BS. Yea I get that.
I think Randy is on our side too.
Thank you for posting a truely funny thing for all of to think about.
Like I said, it's good to laugh sometimes.
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Is this legal?
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Anythings legal on the vast lands of this country. Our countries leaders promote this way of capitalism.
For free you can send for the government report on the breakdown of where this countries money is invested and spent. Just forward a self addressed stamped envelope to receive your copy. You will need the secret decoder glasses to be able to read this report and they can be purchased with one easy payment of 30 dollars forwarded with your self addressed stamped envelope.
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08-16-2019, 08:57 PM
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For low income people like yourself there is a program that will help you with postal expenses. Just forward 20 dollars with your application to the program and once you are signed up the postage fees will be waived.
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I'm confused, if I send 20 dollars and get signed up I get the postage back right? But then do I still send the $100.00 after that and how does my postage get paid to send the $100.00? Maybe I should send $40.00 first and that would then cover the 2nd postage on the $100.00.
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Hello red bullets . You're so foolish . Off your rocker. Like what's wrong with you! This'll never work. you forgot the mailing address
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08-16-2019, 09:00 PM
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Wow, Marerick has a point there then. 
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08-16-2019, 09:04 PM
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Suddenly come Monday morning, Reds eamil box is .. What's the word ??
Over Whelmed!!!
LoL
Red wakes up Tues. morning goes to get email ....
It's all choked up ---
Red says "I'm goin' back to bed."
I got the feelin' the same kind of thing happened to Mel Tillus
with his first bit hit, back in the day.
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