Want the key to making a million dollars on the AO forum?

[Bigwoodsman]

Originally Posted by Red Bullets

Anythings legal on the vast lands of this country. Our countries leaders promote this way of capitalism.

For free you can send for the government report on the breakdown of where this countries money is invested and spent. Just forward a self addressed stamped envelope to receive your copy. You will need the secret decoder glasses to be able to read this report and they can be purchased with one easy payment of 30 dollars forwarded with your self addressed stamped envelope.

Ok I’m in. What’s your address or do you take emt?

BW

[Bonescreek]

Hope you all had a few laughs, I sure did.
Thank you all.

Thank you Red you made it happen.

[Red Bullets]

AO members and partner associates can send all transactions to my bitcoin account. Account name: Red to Gold Bullets.

Or EMT to: And it's gone@ Maui.com. All Case sensitive. Security question answer can be: *Poof*.

[Bonescreek]

Thanks Red I havn't laughed this hard in years.

God bless.

[Red Bullets]

Originally Posted by Bonescreek

Thanks Red I havn't laughed this hard in years.

God bless.

So do you think a god blessing should be an 8% pontiff tariff on top of the order price? ....being that it has to come from Jerusalem and all?

My good deed for the day... a chuckle.

Lighthearted goofiness is next to godliness.

[fishtank]

What ever the highest offer is ... iam willing to paid more .

[Red Bullets]

Originally Posted by Mavrick

I'm confused, if I send 20 dollars and get signed up I get the postage back right? But then do I still send the $100.00 after that and how does my postage get paid to send the $100.00? Maybe I should send $40.00 first and that would then cover the 2nd postage on the $100.00.

If you send 140.00 total your guide should only take 12 weeks to arrive by wifi internet avoiding Canada Snail mail 5 business day delivery. For an extra 10 dollars your guide can be sent via instant wireless morse code, providing you have send your order for the 75 dollar wireless morse code guide.

[Bonescreek]

Ya, life hardeness, goofieness, and even good will is ok.

I agree.

No harm in that.

Yeas I say yes what say you ?

Around the camp fire "hell yea!"

Don''t you ?

Unless limp bisqute smorges borf.

Speak up.

Everyone reads and ponders I call Red Bullets out .. No
Yes, Yes I call him out for big russian show down for all to see.

Just waiting on him..

[Red Bullets]

Originally Posted by Bonescreek

I'll send you $200.00 if you can provide proof of why a lightning strike sprirels
counter clockwise down a tree OR clock wise depending upon the himesphere.
If it does in fact. Nobody's keeping track.

Food for thought.

Least resistance or simply the twist in the grain of the wood lends itself to this?
Twist in the grain of the wood is determined by sunrise and sunset bending to the sun. So the grain in the plant grows with a twist to follow the sun.

After much consideration and speaking to a colleague, Corkscrew Dick, conclusions were drawn that everything in the twisted grain of a plant is based on the of the rotation of oceans around stationary land masses if no left hand threads are involved. Thus providing proof that lightening neither strikes or spirals the grains but merely tickles the cerebral vibrations of the plant's fibers causing the plant itself to twist and silently shout. Based on this federal government research and proven conclusion you can forward the 200 dollars to me. If you forward 200.00 with your payment I can send you the 'straightening twisted grains' guide that explains how you could show friends and family how pay you only 500 dollars for a copy of the guide that explains how to make millions from the federal government straightening the grains of bird's eye maple trees in Quebec. Where else can you turn a few dollars in advertising into some other family's fortune except in this great country.

[Bonescreek]

I sincerly respect your history and honest inlook to a lightning strike haveing no
consicense to either clockwise or counter dir.

How ever your proof that you put forth in your pictures simply does not
does not provoove of any of the claims put forrh peramdeam.

The court is required to duplacte in double speak so you all can understaind.
Clearly.

[Bonescreek]

Bottom line is you cant prove the lightning bolt sprialed down
clock wise or counter clock wise.

And you can prove it made a diff. if the grain in the tree it struck
grew clock wise or counter.

Nobody recordes these things that's why none of us know.



It''s a simple supit thing but nobody ever did it.

[Red Bullets]

Originally Posted by Bonescreek

Ya, life hardeness, goofieness, and even good will is ok.

I agree.

No harm in that.

Yeas I say yes what say you ?

Around the camp fire "hell yea!"

Don''t you ?

Unless limp bisqute smorges borf.

Speak up.

Everyone reads and ponders I call Red Bullets out .. No
Yes, Yes I call him out for big russian show down for all to see.

Just waiting on him..

Ya, I met Good Will once and he was a good s**t in a long run around the campfire...as long as the campfire smoke was blowing with a right hand twist.

As far as the limp bisqute smorges borf I am waiting for the movie to come out this christmas season.

[Bonescreek]

Glad you understand.

I was just thinking about a close call with a lightninge strike I remembered
from back in 1972, funny I don't know why I recall it now

Was a big blast in my mind at the time...

Funny I still remember it today.

[Red Bullets]

Originally Posted by Bonescreek

Bottom line is you cant prove the lightning bolt sprialed down
clock wise or counter clock wise.

And you can prove it made a diff. if the grain in the tree it struck
grew clock wise or counter.

Nobody recordes these things that's why none of us know.



It''s a simple supit thing but nobody ever did it.

Your quest for answers are consistant with the same kind of theory of that if an Austalian aboriginal made a boomerang while visiting the north pole and did not throw it until he got back home in the southern hemisphere, would his boomerang come back? We may have to look back to history to find these kind of answers.

[Bonescreek]

Get the hell out ?

[Bonescreek]

So what yer sayin' is depending upon whitch side of tolet bowl yer stand in'
De termins the dirtection the fllow goes ?

Festus and other inquiring minds.. weed like to know that is if got some better
explaination of things otherwise I think I spook it like it was.

[Red Bullets]

Originally Posted by Bonescreek

Glad you understand.

I was just thinking about a close call with a lightninge strike I remembered
from back in 1972, funny I don't know why I recall it now

Was a big blast in my mind at the time...

Funny I still remember it today.

You must have one of those photoblastic memories.

I had a close call with a white lightning strike once too when the moonshine still blowed up real good after the union boys walked off the job.

[Bonescreek]

Yea I did, but I'm too drunk to talk of it to night.

Was something I don't laugh about, even today.

[barbless]

Ok I just got off the phone with my friends at the Dragons Den and after all the number crunching they concluded it won't work. So on the note we are OUT.....