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Old 11-23-2017, 11:59 PM
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Name this meal: on your marks, get set........

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Old 11-24-2017, 12:01 AM
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:03 AM
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Sea food stuffin ???
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:04 AM
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A quick google search comes up with The Cthurkey, An Octopus-Stuffed Turkey With Crab Legs, which is ridiculous. What about two pieces of bacon on top?
Is Pork not allowed into the name? I think we can do better here.

I think the CrabOctoPorkoTurkey would have been a much more suitable description.

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Old 11-24-2017, 12:06 AM
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Turk-Oct-cra-bacon?

Need to work 'Kraken' in there somehow.....
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:10 AM
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I just threw up in my mouth
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:10 AM
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Looks damn delicious though.
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:11 AM
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Bacon wrapped, Crab-legged Octurkpus.
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:14 AM
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Oprah Winfrey country corn stuffin with Rosie's special chicken dumpling's in David Hasselhoff's tight speedo's ???
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:15 AM
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:19 AM
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Oprah Winfrey country corn stuffin with Rosie's special chicken dumpling's in David Hasselhoff's tight speedo's ???
Now this ^^^^ is what this forum should have more of ^^^^never mind the Forum Civility.

I had to Google that to ensure you didn't steal that from someone. Classic BB356! Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:36 AM
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Crabturpukeapus wrapped in bacon.
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Old 11-24-2017, 01:19 AM
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The starving shipwreck buzzard'n'bacon. The chef forgot to garnish with kelp.
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Old 11-24-2017, 02:43 AM
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Old 11-24-2017, 05:19 AM
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Surf and Turf version of a classic-Cockentrice
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Old 11-24-2017, 05:40 AM
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First of give it a heavy doze of #4 shot to insure it is dead then pick at the edibles...alien delight.
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Old 11-24-2017, 05:56 AM
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Jacques Cousturkey

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Old 11-24-2017, 06:14 AM
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Carbon Tax
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Old 11-24-2017, 06:47 AM
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It's a Clusterfurken
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Old 11-24-2017, 09:04 AM
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Turcrabtopus!
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Old 11-24-2017, 09:17 AM
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Jacques Cousturkey

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Old 11-24-2017, 09:24 AM
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I would call this bacon because that is the only part I would eat.
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Old 11-24-2017, 09:25 AM
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10-2to-8 Indigestion
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Old 11-24-2017, 09:40 AM
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Looks like something that came out of TreeGuy
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Old 11-24-2017, 09:44 AM
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Alaskan King Turkopus.
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Old 11-24-2017, 10:56 AM
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Coyote bait
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Old 11-24-2017, 11:09 AM
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that Alien creature that jumps on your face and lays an egg
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Old 11-24-2017, 11:23 AM
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An abomination
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Old 11-24-2017, 11:26 AM
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:52 PM
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