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pondering while walking the dog
If you threw a ball for a coyote would it chase after it?
At what point does string become rope,is it diameter,strength or what,?and who decided ?
Also,same kinda thing,at what kinda size does a rock or pebble have to be before its a boulder? 
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12-02-2011, 10:44 PM
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And why does my nose run and my feet smell?
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pebble you can carry in your pocket ,a boulder can not be lifted by a human .
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GOPHERSPLAT
If you threw a ball for a coyote would it chase after it?
At what point does string become rope,is it diameter,strength or what,?and who decided ?
Also,same kinda thing,at what kinda size does a rock or pebble have to be before its a boulder? |
And why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors ?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes ?
If God hadn't invented whiskey, would the Irish have taken over the world ?
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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12-02-2011, 11:06 PM
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Will AlbertaDiver ever find a mate for Brownbear416?
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought..... 
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12-03-2011, 01:27 AM
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Gone Hunting
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Why does a guy say 'I'll never understand women " and yet he gets married anyway?
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12-03-2011, 07:53 AM
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Will AlbertaDiver ever find a mate for Brownbear416?
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I dont think AlbertaDiver will succeed but maybe if you give the task to your wonderful wife she might have more luck in finding Brownbear416 a mate.
Heck he could marry your daughter, then he could be your son in law.. 
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Where does the white go when the snow melts?
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12-03-2011, 09:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GOPHERSPLAT
If you threw a ball for a coyote would it chase after it?
At what point does string become rope,is it diameter,strength or what,?and who decided ?
Also,same kinda thing,at what kinda size does a rock or pebble have to be before its a boulder? |
Question #3 has a technical answer:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Size-Chart.pdf
SOURCE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_size_(grain_size)
Anything greater than 256mm (~10") in diameter is considered a boulder.
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12-03-2011, 01:13 PM
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If the Teflon they put in a fry pan is to stop stuff from sticking how does it stay on the fry pan?
Who tests dog food flavours? Beef and Chicken? Lamb and Rice?
Why do we say "after dark" when really it is "after light"?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
When people say "I slept like a baby last night" do they mean they pooped their diapers, cried all night and kept their parents awake?
Do alcoholic elephants drink to forget?
If someone steals a cow in May he's a damn cattle rustler,
If someone knocks a mailbox down in Feburary he's a damn vandal,
If someone speeds by me on a gravel road in June he's a damn jerk,
If someone walks on my land in April he's a damn trespasser,
BUT
If any of this happens between September and November he is automatically a DAMNED HUNTER???
Regards,
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12-03-2011, 02:37 PM
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When will kids turn off all the lights without being told?
When will guys put the toilet seat back down without us women having to remind them?
Why are all the good men either married or gay?
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Is a turtle without it's shell naked, or homeless?
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why do potatoes have eyes when they grow underground
why does corn have ears,,,to listen to what? prairie wind???
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remember,remember, the fifth of November.
The gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason, the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the king and parliament
All up alive!
Eat, Drink, and be merry for tomorrow we shall surely die
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12-03-2011, 03:28 PM
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Why does sour cream have a best before date if it's already sour?
How do the "Thin Ice" get put out on the lake?
How do they put the caramel in a caramilk bar?
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12-03-2011, 03:32 PM
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If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it, is a man still wrong? 
If a woman can put a toilet seat down why can't she put it back up? 
How many pancakes does it take to roof a dog house? 
How much does a mountain weigh? 
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12-03-2011, 04:15 PM
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And why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors ?
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So they can lock the door after they get robbed or have a fire.
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12-03-2011, 04:18 PM
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Why does sour cream have a best before date if it's already sour?
How do they put the caramel in a caramilk bar?
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Try it a month past that date you will see.
I think they freeze it.
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Why does a tea set come with more than one cup....but my television set only came with one TV?
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12-03-2011, 04:45 PM
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When will guys put the toilet seat back down without us women having to remind them?
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Completely unnecessary.
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When will gals put the toilet seat back up without us men having to remind them?
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When will gals put the toilet seat back up without us men having to remind them?
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when you clean the bathrooms we will. Until then put the seat down!
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when you clean the bathrooms we will. Until then put the seat down!
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I clean the bathrooms at least half the time, and I pay for this joint, the seat stays in whatever position I feel like.
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12-03-2011, 05:43 PM
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I pay and clean so the seat stays down in my house.
East I am sure if we asked YD how much you actually clean she might dispute your claim!
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If you send something by car, its called "shipping"
If you send it by ship, its called "cargo"
Cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny
Pair of scissors? Pair of pants? Pair of mittens?
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While I was walking the dog this morning, I was pondering the sound of the hoof beats on the road behind me... I turned around and saw a 3x3 mule deer buck trotting up the road behind me. He didn't see me until he was about 50m away. I'm sure the neighbors (not to mention CPS) would be seriously ****ed if I started walking the dog with a rifle over my shoulder
ARG
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It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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Man who run in front of car, sure to get tired.
Man who run behind car, sure to get exhausted.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by huntinstuff
If you send something by car, its called "shipping"
If you send it by ship, its called "cargo"
Cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny
Pair of scissors? Pair of pants? Pair of mittens?
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BRA??? There is a definate pair there.....
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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12-03-2011, 10:21 PM
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Will AlbertaDiver ever find a mate for Brownbear416?
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Originally Posted by FishingMOM
I dont think AlbertaDiver will succeed but maybe if you give the task to your wonderful wife she might have more luck in finding Brownbear416 a mate.
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Yeah I think that solves BB416's problem.
Only thing is can he handle having Ken as a father in law?
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When will guys put the toilet seat back down without us women having to remind them?
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Men don't care if the seat is up or down so why do women expect them to?
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