ANYONE who opens this thread.....

[Red Bullets]

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[Hydro1]

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Ripped up a pair of my ginch and got the band wrapped around his waist.. Came home to this.

[brobinson]

I'm supposed to get up tomorrow and help my uncle insulate the smokehouse. But it's 215 and I just started looking at the forum. So I'm not sure what's actually going to happen tomorrow!

[wolfed]

Waiting for water to turn to liquid. I got jet boating fever.

[Gerv]

[Armando]

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[MartyM]

It's a slow day at work.

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[carbi stone]

What a great pic. I wouldn't want to hit that with my truck.
Where would you find that in Alberta?

[bb356]

Originally Posted by carbi stone

What a great pic. I wouldn't want to hit that with my truck.
Where would you find that in Alberta?

That pic is from FT Nelson BC

[Hydro1]

[JD848]

If your ever lost in the bush and your mind starts to play tricks and your trying to figure out exactly where you are place both feet side by side pointing in any direction.You look straight down at your feet about a foot apart making a line from your right big toe to left hell and then making a line from your left big toe to your right heel.Where both lines cross between your feet is for sure the center of the earth.You know for sure where your at and not lost anymore.After this sit down for long while build a fire and let your brain come out of shock,if possible even have a good sleep,your computer has to reset it self and your odds of getting out are on your side. repeat this more than once till you keep reseting your brain .

[Hydro1]

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon:

“I have some good news and, I have some bad news….”

The tycoon replies:

“I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?

The lawyer says:

“Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this
week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically:

“Well done…very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

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[Hydro1]

It seems only a few of us play by the rules here....
Here's my "contribution"

[carbi stone]

German John Deere who knew??

[Hydro1]

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[Artist]

Fast Food

[bb356]

Originally Posted by Hydro1

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[Nester]

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[bb356]

[Red Bullets]

A policeman calls the station on the radio....

"Hello. Is that you Sarge?”

"Yes! What is it?”

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”

"Have you arrested the woman?”

"No sir. The floor's still wet."

[Red Bullets]

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[Red Bullets]

I'm sure glad we don't have this kind of wildlife in our forests.

[live4therut]

[Hydro1]

A blonde woman gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds..
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a soccerball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!"

[Red Bullets]

[thunderheart]

i still like the post a few back ... sorry lol

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