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A gun is a tool, Marion. No better and no worse than any other tool - an axe, a shovel, or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it.
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Best Lines
But Captain! You realize what happens when you combine matter and anti-matter?
Captain, the di-lithium crystals can't take much more.
From Scotty in Star Trek
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Your the kind of man that's a pleasure to hang.,,,,Gus McCrea,,,,,Lonesome Dove.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life,there would be a shortage of fishing poles.Doug larson. Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright.
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02-22-2019, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by bat119
A gun is a tool, Marion. No better and no worse than any other tool - an axe, a shovel, or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it.
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Great movie, a classic.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life,there would be a shortage of fishing poles.Doug larson. Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright.
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Originally Posted by Red Bullets
"Can you skin grizz pilgrim?"
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“Skin that pilgrim and I’ll get you another”
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02-22-2019, 12:28 PM
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The movie Snatch is a goldmine for some of the best quotes!
Bullet Tooth Tony: "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
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“ something very wrong with that horse....”
“ That’s The oldest horse I ever saw!”
“ say when....”
“ I never said I didn’t Know how to use a pistol- I said I didn’t Have much use for them....”
“ go ahead, skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!”
Cat
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Anytime I figure I've got this long range thing figured out, I just strap into the sling and irons and remind myself that I don't! 
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“Getting old ain’t for *******” (slang term for cats)
Raylan Givens, Justified
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We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget to leave better kids to our planet.
Gerry Burnie
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Buford T. Justice:
Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?
Sheriff Branford:
I AM Sheriff Branford.
Buford T. Justice:
Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.
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02-22-2019, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by buckbrush
“Skin that pilgrim and I’ll get you another”
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"What's on the spit pilgrim"
My wife likes to use that line when I'm BBQing
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02-22-2019, 02:14 PM
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Doctor asks.... So, why do you think they put you in here? RP replies ....As near as I can tell , they say I fight and f%$# to much!!!!
Jack Nicholson aka RP McMurphy in One Flew over the Cukoo's nest
classic
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02-22-2019, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by score
"I'm your huckleberry" Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone
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02-22-2019, 02:29 PM
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Let'Er Buck - Hidalgo
I used to say this all the time and it drove my wife crazy. Than we watched this movie together, she heard it and went ballistic. Best day of my life.
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"did anyone see the size of that chicken?!"
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02-22-2019, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by lund17
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Definitely
Shawshank Redemption
I guess it just comes down to one thing... get busy living or get busy dying
so folks like you can have a job (Morgan Freeman to parole board)
A River Runs Through It
Buster's the one with the red *ss
Neil, in Alberta (Montana), there's three things we're never late for, church, work and fishing!
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02-22-2019, 03:30 PM
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Location: Peace..................Country
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Originally Posted by skain11
" You're going to need a bigger boat"
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"Here's to swimmin with bow legged women"
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"I fart in your general direction." Some guys will remember the movie instantly.
And... "Shaken, not stirred."
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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"There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHBbJAIcnBI
Realistically, 99% of Monty Python stuff is brilliantly quotable.
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02-22-2019, 04:19 PM
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"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse" - Godfather
Sol:*You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt? - Snatch
Snatch really has so many - the Bullet Tooth Tony Dessert Eagle scene is great.
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02-22-2019, 04:31 PM
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Tony Montana: Say hello to my little friend!
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02-22-2019, 04:45 PM
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Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bat119
"What's on the spit pilgrim"
My wife likes to use that line when I'm BBQing
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Growin particular?
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02-22-2019, 04:48 PM
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Phil: I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
Rita: Oh, really?
Phil: ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.
— Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day
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02-22-2019, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Okotok
Phil: I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
Rita: Oh, really?
Phil: ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.
— Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day
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Pshh thats nothing. Im married and have kids...
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02-22-2019, 05:06 PM
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Bobby: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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02-22-2019, 05:09 PM
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My childhood favourite Foghorn leghorn banned forever in our hurt feeling world
“That, I say that dog’s busier than a centipede at a toe countin’ contest”
“Now cut that out boy, or I’ll spank you where the feathers are thinnest”
“That, I say that boy’s just like a tattoo, gets under your skin”
“Kid don’t quit talkin’ so much he’ll get his tongue sunburned”
“That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot”
“That dog’s as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal”
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02-22-2019, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by bat119
My childhood favourite Foghorn leghorn banned forever in our hurt feeling world
“That, I say that dog’s busier than a centipede at a toe countin’ contest”
“Now cut that out boy, or I’ll spank you where the feathers are thinnest”
“That, I say that boy’s just like a tattoo, gets under your skin”
“Kid don’t quit talkin’ so much he’ll get his tongue sunburned”
“That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot”
“That dog’s as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal”
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Ha! Love Foghorn. Could go on forever. Having said that, the original Bugs Bunny skits pre-Looney Toons were hilarious.
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02-22-2019, 05:21 PM
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I'll be back.
Terminator
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02-22-2019, 05:33 PM
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Banned
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Location: Foothills
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Originally Posted by eagleflyfisher
I'll be back.
Terminator
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Sounds like Andy Von Busse every time one of his new usernames is banned!
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Location: Caroline
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Sounds like Andy Von Busse every time one of his new usernames is banned!
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Haha, no kidding. At least he still has AHA to swoon over his buddy Kevin V. T.
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