"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her."
- Hercule Poirot
"You didn’t know, when you started your game of murder, that I was playing too."
- House On Haunted Hill, 1959
"Moe! Moe! The spook spoke!"
- The 3 Stooges Fright Night
"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery. People trying to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."
"You know I love my family Richard, but that’s no reason I have to acknowledge them in broad daylight."
"Listen, Daisy. Tell Onslow to put a shirt on while I'm on the telephone."
- Hyacinth Bucket
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