I noticed on a few threads that some folks are having problems with thieves.
Here's a few of my ideas for preventing burglars or other scum from targetting your home:
1. Have several large, noisy, man-eating dogs. Better yet, several wolves that you got as 8 week old pups and tried to raise as ordinary dogs (good luck). Even better, several German shepherd/wolf hybrids - pony size.
2. Hang a big Confederate battle flag in your front window as a "curtain".
3. Get a couple of 3" x 5" advertizing stickers from "Tiny's Tattoo Parlour" or "Gnut's Choppe Shoppe" or some such place, and stick one on your front door and one on your back door.
4. If you have a veranda, leave a pair of well-worn, size-13, muddy Army boots outside by the door.
5. Hang the Jolly Roger under Canada's flag on your truck(s) antenna(s).
6. Use a few larger Jolly Rogers as "bedroom curtains".
I'm sure others have their own ideas, and I'd really like to see them!
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