Your Pet Name For Your Significant Other?

[whitetail Junkie]

JD bear
Grey ghost
Snowball
Pinky
Big blue

That's about my top 5

[pikergolf]

For 35 years it's been buns, hoping for another 35 years.

[PartTimeHunter]

Yes Dear
Sweety
My Love
Babe

[Richard B.]

yes dear
she who must be obeyed
My first wife

[wwbirds]

Minister of Finance, Sometimes War Department, depends what I am buying!

[karlster]

Sweets.
Or, if she is standing with her hands on her hips and a displeased look on her face, "She who will be obeyed".

[Mulehahn]

Cheerios.

We were having a fight in a grocery store (I have no idea what we were fighting about though I do know that it was stupid), it somehow got resolved in the cereal isle. My first reaction was to call her "Froot Loop," but I quickly realized that was the start of a new argument so I called her Cheerios. It seemed to work and it stuck.

[bloopbloob]

War pig. Vinegar tits. In the process of moving out and she gets everything... many other names come to mind...

[TikkaT3-7mm]

Lately it's been "The Warden"

[avb3]

Many sailors call their wives/SO "admiral"

[brslk]

Pudin head.

[30Cal]

Angel

[Talking moose]

Dick.

[honda450]

JAW"S. Got a mean bite.

[bruceba]

Originally Posted by Redfrog

I just snap my fingers.

[ramnode]

Humpy bump

[bat119]

Pooky bear
if I want to get throat punched she's not to big on cute names

[fitzy]

Originally Posted by Lefty-Canuck

Is this what we call her when she is around and can hear us or what we call her when she isn't around and can't hear us?

LC

Well played sir lol

[jebpbc96]

Like the 18th Century British writer Thomas Paine said, "Titles are but nicknames, and every nickname is a title."

So whatever you call her, whenever you're referring to your wife in writing make sure that the words are capitalized (as in "Baby Cakes"--not what I call my wife, for the record).

[Grizzly Adams]

Originally Posted by Mulehahn

Cheerios.

We were having a fight in a grocery store (I have no idea what we were fighting about though I do know that it was stupid), it somehow got resolved in the cereal isle. My first reaction was to call her "Froot Loop," but I quickly realized that was the start of a new argument so I called her Cheerios. It seemed to work and it stuck.

My wife and I do a lot of what my BIL calls "bickering". Get two people with definite opinions, there has to be a discussion. Wife likes to point out, her brother and his wife never have any of these,mainly, from my observation, cause it always goes her way. MY reply? One of these nights he's gonna wake up with all that pent up resentment and beat her to death.

Grizz

[Dick284]

Just threw a new one at the Mrs. And it looks like it might stick(she doesn't mind it)

Niner Domestic.

[HighlandHeart]

Puppy, babe, woman, Smelanie but only after a few drinks.

[Cowtown guy]

I thought it was Babe. Just asked "Babe" and apparently it is ColBear. Her name is Collene.

[Kristopher10]

I call mine "Donkey" or "Donk" or "Donkey Tron", depending on which one she is in the mood to respond to lol

[Bonescreek]

I havn't coined a name for mine as of yet but she calls me
"Late for dinner" every time.

Yup. Pork chops are a bit brown on the edges hone, "Yep".
Monday night toss up tween the shoe soles and the pork chops.
Something to chew on.

For the most part you want to go with the pork chops but
there are times when you step in something good and Food Lions
pork chops take a back seat.

[Eye'ee]

Because of what she drives. She is my Escalady!

[alacringa]

Normally just "Schaffer." But if he's especially obedient, he gets "What a good boy!" and a belly rub.

[Stinky Buffalo]

I usually call her "IngrediGirl", "Gorgeous" or "Well, helloooooo there!"

[Nikanit]

Mate, Kerr bear, hon, sweetheart, slab

[jaylow?]

Call the wife babe or doll , called the ex magpie cause it never shuts up .