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Old 11-27-2017, 04:00 PM
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This is why there is no hunting pieces of land in 306
Here is an example of why you cannot gain access to some properties in wmu306


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.... two loosers shot white does in flied planly marked with tires
Two losers shot a whitetail doe in a field. The field was posted "No Hunting". See CNP's post for a pic of how people post their land using tires rather than signs.

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... then rush out 1 on each end then drag under the fence with a tire on it mark no hunting ......
The two guys get out of their vehicle and drag the doe under the fence to their vehicle. There was a tire marked "no hunting" right beside them.

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.... then loaded whole and un guted...
They didn't bother to gut the deer. They loaded it up and got out of Dodge.

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.... but they with be contacted by the F/W shortly ...
The losers have been reported to the fish cops.

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.... they can tell other people where their land is and some other A HOLE can return the BS or maybe they have got the brains or balls to buy there own land
Buy your own land, you losers!! Then tell everyone where it is so that they can come and shoot it up and then you'll know how it feels.
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Old 11-27-2017, 04:16 PM
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[QUOTE=Big Sky;3676795]My translations in red


While it was nice of you to clear that up I'm sure every spelling cop new what being said.
For the rest of you, for gods sake people grow up and show some respect.
Those that couldn't follow what the OP wrote must have a learning disability or are just here to cause trouble.
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Old 11-27-2017, 04:23 PM
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Seriously, we have a learning disability Now that is humorous If people can't take the time to at least make their post legible and make use of spell check than don't post!
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Old 11-27-2017, 04:23 PM
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Thanks big sky.

No learning disabilities here nor trying to cause trouble bŕttle rat. Maybe if opening post wasn't so messed, up there wouldn't be any confusion to what took place.
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Old 11-27-2017, 04:36 PM
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I’m having a “snow day” with my favourite bottle of Rye... so I have an excuse.

I’ll probably be back on tomorrow under a different user name if I don’t put the I-pad down for the day.

Lines get a little blurred on “snow days”...
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Old 11-27-2017, 04:39 PM
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Is this new Canadian English? Can someone translate please.
Ahhh. Huh huh ahhh...there.
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Old 11-27-2017, 04:47 PM
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I would take the reference to "white does" to mean they were whitetail does.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:01 PM
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I would take the reference to "white does" to mean they were whitetail does.
I liked "albino does" better.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:07 PM
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Seriously, we have a learning disability Now that is humorous If people can't take the time to at least make their post legible and make use of spell check THAN don't post!


I believe it would be 'then don't post' as 'than' would be a comparison. So maybe don't get on anyone's case about legibility and spell check when your grammar isn't on par either.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:20 PM
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I would take the reference to "white does" to mean they were whitetail does.
You would be correct and capable of basic logic.
Lets have a show of hands of those that are not and actually thought he was talking about albinos.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:22 PM
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White does matter!!

I love this place.

The op could have been too angry to spit, never mind post. I know the feeling when you deal with poachers.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:31 PM
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I think when all said an done, two deer were shot on land that said no hunting.
Thrown in a pickup, and gone.
One could.. could assume no tags were opened.

Trespassing and poaching shouldn't be the joke of the the day on AO.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:42 PM
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The op could have been too angry to spit, never mind post. I know the feeling when you deal with poachers.
Have a quick look at his post history...

Obviously school wasn’t his thing.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:57 PM
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This is not an example of why there is “no hunting”. This is a perfect example of how posting signs do not keep out the poachers and trespassers.
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:59 PM
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Have a quick look at his post history...

Obviously school wasn’t his thing.
I have a nephew whose 'thing' wasn't school either. Today he makes more money than the teachers he had. Going to school doesn't make you smarter than every one else. It just gives you a different set of skills or maybe none at all.
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:05 PM
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I have a nephew whose 'thing' wasn't school either. Today he makes more money than the teachers he had. Going to school doesn't make you smarter than every one else. It just gives you a different set of skills or maybe none at all.


Nicely said redfrog.
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Have a quick look at his post history...

Obviously school wasn’t his thing.
All the more reason for people to not be so critical.
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I believe it would be 'then don't post' as 'than' would be a comparison. So maybe don't get on anyone's case about legibility and spell check when your grammar isn't on par either.
Nice catch, thanks.
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:11 PM
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Here is an example of why you cannot gain access to some properties in wmu306



Two losers shot a whitetail doe in a field. The field was posted "No Hunting". See CNP's post for a pic of how people post their land using tires rather than signs.


The two guys get out of their vehicle and drag the doe under the fence to their vehicle. There was a tire marked "no hunting" right beside them.


They didn't bother to gut the deer. They loaded it up and got out of Dodge.


The losers have been reported to the fish cops.


Buy your own land, you losers!! Then tell everyone where it is so that they can come and shoot it up and then you'll know how it feels.
Excellent translation.

Hopefully charges get laid. Spelling, grammar aside there are some poachers out there that just need to get a smack down. Private property is private property.

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Old 11-27-2017, 06:23 PM
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I think I got the gist of this one. Hopefully the OP can re-post with more detail.

Unclear about the following

two loosers shot white does - more than one WT doe was shot?

then rush out 1 on each end - not sure what this means

then loaded whole and un guted - I assume this means the deer was thrown on the truck without being field dressed?

they with be contacted by the F/W shortly then they can tell other people where their land is - I take this to mean that it was reported and
hopefully(?) the OP had a licence plate and description etc. Not sure what the ref to their land?

See now I interpreted this differently:

two loosers shot white does - 2 guys from the counterclockwise nut factory shot some white doves

then rush out 1 on each end - This is actually a football play but rumored to be effective when hunting doves

then loaded whole and un guted - They were completely drunk and something Swedish yada yada (My Swedish is a bit rusty)

they with be contacted by the F/W shortly then they can tell other people where their land is - They will contact Fish and Wildlife so others can be directed to this land to run football plays and shoot white doves also

It's pretty simple if you just take a moment to ponder.
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Old 11-27-2017, 07:00 PM
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Sheesh....Quit being dicks, if you can't understand what the OP was saying then your pretty stupid.
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Old 11-27-2017, 07:19 PM
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Have a quick look at his post history...

Obviously school wasn’t his thing.
I did look at his post history. He tries to contribute a fair and open opinion. But when reading them; with the lack of conjugation, adjectives and missing verbs I reads to me a someone who was not raised with English as a First Language. In short, came to Canada, worked hard to able to buy a large section of land and learn a second language.

Of course, you may be right. He may have not excelled in school. That means that he worked even harder to earn enough money to buy and maintain his land. Either way, he busted his but and has earned the right to not have poachers and trespassers roaming his land. I hope he had pictures/License plate of the scum to hand over to F&W and that they are prosecuted fully!
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Old 11-27-2017, 07:24 PM
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White does matter!!

I love this place.

The op could have been too angry to spit, never mind post. I know the feeling when you deal with poachers.
I do too, Butt that don't mean you can elbow your bud.

Snowflakes are everywhere these days.


To be clear, it is not the OP that I am referring to.
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Old 11-27-2017, 08:58 PM
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While it was nice of you to clear that up I'm sure every spelling cop new what being said.
For the rest of you, for gods sake people grow up and show some respect.
Those that couldn't follow what the OP wrote must have a learning disability or are just here to cause trouble.
Yes you are correct I could understand for the most part what the OP was saying.
And in all seriousness I hope the two poachers get what they deserve. Although I highly doubt they will.
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Old 11-27-2017, 09:06 PM
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It would be easy to see how someone may get confused with those signs. Maybe they thought you weren’t allowed to hunt tires, and deer were ok. Some judges might let that one slide for the offenders, seems to be the way the world is headed.
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Old 11-27-2017, 09:10 PM
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I was in the Anselmo Hall area (many years ago now). On one of the side roads, the property had No Hunting signs on the fence... lots of those signs.

We came to a spot, where some ass-hat had shot and killed an animal (presumably a whitetail buck), and had dragged it out of the field right past one of the No Hunting signs. And I'm talking within 10' of that sign.

Just makes you shake your head.
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Old 11-27-2017, 09:21 PM
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Sheesh....Quit being dicks, if you can't understand what the OP was saying then your pretty stupid.
I meant no offence to the op. I never saw tires used that way before. I thank the poster who put pics for me.
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Old 11-27-2017, 09:43 PM
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I meant no offence to the op. I never saw tires used that way before. I thank the poster who put pics for me.
Me too. Never seen tires like that either but probably makes more sense then the pecker heads stealing the no trespassing signs.
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