Black Friday
I almost posted this in Sears liquidation, but didn't want to hijack the thread.
BLACK FRIDAY!
What the ad says - and what it means:
"All Items Up To 50% Off!" - 0% falls within that range
"Everything On Sale For a Fraction Of The Price!" - 99/100 is a fraction
"Gifts For Less Than $50!" - $49.95
"We Pass Our Savings On To You!" - we got 'em cheap at a Fire Sale, so we can afford to sell 'em for 10% off retail, as is, and still make a fat profit
"The Lowest Prices In Town!" - not including taxes, administration fees, recycle fees, and fuel fees
"As Low As $300!" - but we only have 2 of 'em in the store
"*Some conditions may apply." - the conditions will apply to YOU
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