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Old 09-12-2015, 11:52 PM
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Jeez,..how old are you guys?

Yesterday i stapled a mile of 10 strand page wire to over 200 fence posts.
I didn't even have a sore arm or shoulder this morning.
I am 65
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Old 09-13-2015, 12:04 AM
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Jeez,..how old are you guys?

Yesterday i stapled a mile of 10 strand page wire to over 200 fence posts.
I didn't even have a sore arm or shoulder this morning.
I am 65
Age affects everyone differently.

Depends on the life you lived and how well you took care physically.
And some things you cant account for.

Thats pretty damn good at 65.
So count your blessings sonny
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Old 09-13-2015, 07:16 AM
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You know you're getting old when you see a gorgeous 25 year old walking down the street and the first thing that pops into your mind is..........
wonder what her mother looks like.
Guess I'm not old then, I not interested in her mother or what she looks like. Only want to find out if she likes dirty old potbellied man.
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Old 09-13-2015, 10:36 AM
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When you get more gas than your vehicle.
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Old 09-13-2015, 10:58 AM
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You know you are getting old when your wet dreams are re-runs.
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Old 09-13-2015, 11:03 AM
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When your big farts turn into little poops. Sharts.
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Old 09-13-2015, 11:05 AM
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You know you're getting old when you wake up in the morning and find the your pajamas are on inside out and backwards- then you realize that that's probably how you put them on before you went to bed!
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Old 09-13-2015, 11:10 AM
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You know you're getting old when the wife says I think you might get lucky tonite so you run down to the drug store and pick up a lottery ticket!
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Old 09-13-2015, 11:11 AM
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When it's -40 out and you get dressed and head outside to the garage and when you get there and can't remember why your out there. Then after about 30 seconds you remember.
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Old 09-13-2015, 11:12 AM
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When it's -40 out and you get dressed and head outside to the garage and when you get there and can't remember why your out there. Then after about 30 seconds you remember.
Heck I can walk from the living room to the kitchen and that happens
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Old 09-13-2015, 11:18 AM
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Don't let old age get you down fellas, it's too bloody hard to get back up again.


I'm fortyish and feel like i'm 80 some days.
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Old 09-13-2015, 11:18 AM
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That bad eh!
Oh ! I wasn't talking about me>
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Old 09-13-2015, 11:22 AM
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You know when your old when the new apperntices or the new journeymen parents are younger than you are !
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Old 09-13-2015, 12:46 PM
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You know your old when you can make sexist remarks and talk dirty to young women and they think it's cute and funny....
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Old 09-13-2015, 12:52 PM
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or it takes all night long to do what you used to all night long.
or you can`t do it all night long !
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Old 09-13-2015, 01:00 PM
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You know your old when you pull up your pants up to your belly button and they feel " strangely comfortable" !

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Old 09-13-2015, 01:17 PM
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When what?
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Old 09-13-2015, 06:57 PM
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You know you're getting old when you wake up in the morning and find the your pajamas are on inside out and backwards- then you realize that that's probably how you put them on before you went to bed!
....and they actually fit better that way.....
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Old 09-13-2015, 07:30 PM
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when you have one beer and your heart starts beating like crazzy and think about giving up beer
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Old 09-14-2015, 07:08 AM
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It's not having to make lists of things that need be done so you don't forget, it's when you have to make a list of where you're lists are as you keep forgetting where you put them.

Three guys on a bench.
First guy, "It's windy today"
Second, "No, it's thursday"
Third, "Ya, I'm thirsty, too, let's go get a beer".
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:49 AM
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Am also a member of that group.
We should form a club!
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Old 09-16-2015, 09:14 PM
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When your joints creak more than your stairs.
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when a human eats another human, people act like it's the end if the friggin world. News coverage, tweets, blogs, outrage, Piers Morgan etcetc.

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Old 09-16-2015, 09:51 PM
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Default I am 44

I have no grey hairs and not a lot of complaints.I get a daily dose of radiation via work and my mindset is "if it does not kill you it makes you stronger"

I take stairs 2 at a time and I dont take the wussy route for hard work.Baddest patch for me was working for 2 weeks under a normal work load when I had all my right side ribs cracked.

I have not taken a sick day in 17 years and my goal is to never take one.If I can drag myself out of bed I am good to go and get the job done.

A bit of Tiger Balm here and there and the occasional visit to the Chiro as well as a painfull massage to get the muscles ripped out and I am good.

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Old 09-17-2015, 12:11 AM
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The last few yrs seem to be retribution for the many past sins I must have committed on my body. I just didn't know about more than a few of them.
Sneaky pains keep shifting around to places I've never offended, as far as I can ever remember. The ones I know about are probably orchestrating the whole affair.
And working with guys, when you remember what they are working on, that is older than them, going out as a new item. And they're all going "ask the old guy".

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Old 09-17-2015, 09:19 AM
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I have no grey hairs and not a lot of complaints.I get a daily dose of radiation via work and my mindset is "if it does not kill you it makes you stronger"

I take stairs 2 at a time and I dont take the wussy route for hard work.Baddest patch for me was working for 2 weeks under a normal work load when I had all my right side ribs cracked.

I have not taken a sick day in 17 years and my goal is to never take one.If I can drag myself out of bed I am good to go and get the job done.

A bit of Tiger Balm here and there and the occasional visit to the Chiro as well as a painfull massage to get the muscles ripped out and I am good.

FTH
Ah those were the days. I felt the same way when I was 44. Then, a few years later, aging kicked in. All the abuses I subjected my body to for the sake of getting the job done caught up to me

May I suggest you copy and print your post FTH? Then stick it on your fridge and come back in 20 years and tell us how you feel then.

I'm not complaining, life is pretty good, other than aches and pains now and then (more now than then anymore).

To add to the thread topic, you know you're getting old when ya gotta get up to 'go' 2 or 3 times a night!!! And that's without drinking any beer. I'm outta here, gotta go
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:39 AM
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When your get up and go...Got up and went.
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:45 AM
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Jeez,..how old are you guys?

Yesterday i stapled a mile of 10 strand page wire to over 200 fence posts.
I didn't even have a sore arm or shoulder this morning.
I am 65
I'm 43 and I've had a hip replaced already, at 35....we do all break down at different rates.
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:51 AM
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You are getting old when your pacemaker makes the garage door go up and down and every cell phone to ring in a 100 yard radius when a gorgeous girl in a bikini walks by.... and nothing else!.....
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:52 AM
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Or you wake up in the morning and are pleasantly surprised
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Old 09-17-2015, 11:24 AM
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Jeez,..how old are you guys?

Yesterday i stapled a mile of 10 strand page wire to over 200 fence posts.
I didn't even have a sore arm or shoulder this morning.
I am 65
I've been thrown from horses, been in numerous bike and truck wrecks, had trikes flip over on top of me, had steel planks hit me, all kinds of things over the years.

Still can do a decent days work however when I am down at the lake, but the worst is getting too far out of shape because I have been off the tools steady for so long.
What I think is a pretty good days work these days used to be taken in stride and not even noticed.

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