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Old 03-29-2017, 08:55 PM
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Talking Puns.....

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they Barium.

Jokes about German Sausage are the Wurst.

A soldier shoe survived Mustard gas and Pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it Dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance on puns, it was a play on words.

They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to Coca-Cola factory. Hope there is no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me.

How do you make Holy Water? Boil the *ell out of it.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a Thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

broken pencils are pointless.
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Old 03-29-2017, 09:49 PM
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They say our leader is a "Prime" Minister? I beg to differ.
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Old 03-29-2017, 10:01 PM
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I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they Barium.

Jokes about German Sausage are the Wurst.

A soldier shoe survived Mustard gas and Pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it Dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance on puns, it was a play on words.

They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to Coca-Cola factory. Hope there is no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me.

How do you make Holy Water? Boil the *ell out of it.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a Thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

broken pencils are pointless.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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Old 03-29-2017, 10:03 PM
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:43 AM
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Old 03-30-2017, 01:19 PM
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Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense!
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Old 03-30-2017, 01:26 PM
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OP should be thrown into the punitionary for starting this thread
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Old 03-30-2017, 02:19 PM
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once a trudeau always a turd ...
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Old 03-30-2017, 02:48 PM
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once a trudeau always a turd ...
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a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

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Trudeau is phonetically very distinct from Turd, they also do not share a similar meaning.

Please leave the politics in the political threads soon to be deleted.

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OP. I laughed at nearly every one of these, good stuff.
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Old 03-30-2017, 03:10 PM
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OP should be thrown into the punitionary for starting this thread
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Old 03-30-2017, 03:11 PM
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Old 03-30-2017, 05:18 PM
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Hahaha this is great
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Old 03-30-2017, 08:20 PM
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Did you hear about the man who had his left arm cut off, He's all right now.
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Old 03-30-2017, 08:31 PM
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
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