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Old 08-19-2019, 11:17 PM
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Need some ideas/stories/jokes suitable for a High School Reunion program I will be MC’ing second week in Sept. Most of those attending will be 60’s grads. So, relevant material would be “old school” / “aging” / ??? / ???
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Old 08-20-2019, 02:11 AM
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"Great to see Bill and Fred made it here tonight." Too bad their hair couldn't."
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Old 08-20-2019, 02:25 AM
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"Great to see Bill and Fred made it here tonight." Too bad their hair couldn't."
Ha ..... my 20 year old one is coming end of this month , debating traveling to the island to attend , I fit this category .... haha good one

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Old 08-20-2019, 06:54 AM
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From Readers Digest:
I hate it when I meet an old person, then remember we went to high school together.
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Old 08-20-2019, 07:28 AM
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I went to the barber the other day.
The old barber says I remember you from fifty years ago
You used to come and I cut your hair off
Now you come and I put it back
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Old 08-20-2019, 11:00 AM
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DO NOT DO JOKES
THEY WILL NOT BE APPRIECIATED THE NEXT DAY
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE AND SINGLE OUT ANYONE

TRY TO GET OLD STORIES FROM WHEN THEY WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL

IT WILL BRING MEMORIES AND TEARS

I have done a few and they told me I was dull at the end of the night

and guess what a year later it was all everyone could do but relive high school and thank me on the net 1000 times over

just my thoughts, you need the help of others to tell funny stories


Jeffy who is now respected at all events, and they tell stories about other mc's made fun of someone who was hurting about their appearance or their family
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Old 08-20-2019, 11:01 AM
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jokes about driving and some about walmart are OK

to personalize them is a nono
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