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Old 09-02-2013, 01:01 PM
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Default Mysterious crow deaths

Researchers for the Alberta Department of Transportation found over 200 dead crows near greater Calgary recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.


However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

Alberta DOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah," none could say "Truck.”

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Old 09-02-2013, 02:35 PM
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Awesome.
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Old 09-02-2013, 06:02 PM
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This is hilarious, that again our good money could be spent on studies on a few crows.
I have another option for parts of crows being found...as that is all I ever find after a hit from my 204 ruger.
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Old 09-02-2013, 06:19 PM
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Thanks for that
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Old 09-02-2013, 06:24 PM
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Lol, nice.
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