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Old 08-13-2020, 01:32 PM
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Something very serious is bothering Trump

https://globalnews.ca/news/7271702/d...p-shower-hair/
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Old 08-13-2020, 02:35 PM
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I live in Texas. My shower head seems to work just fine although, my hair isn’t nearly as long as Trump’s. Maybe the White House should order a few bottles of CLR and give that a try...
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Old 08-13-2020, 02:38 PM
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Sounds like he should call me, I’m certain I could pass any required security screenings. I’ll get him water pressure that will exfoliate off his last 16 years of aging!
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Old 08-13-2020, 02:43 PM
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Sounds like he should call me, I’m certain I could pass any required security screenings. I’ll get him water pressure that will exfoliate off his last 16 years of aging!
Still won’t wash off the stink
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Old 08-13-2020, 03:04 PM
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Still won’t wash off the stink
I’d charge appropriately
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Old 08-13-2020, 03:08 PM
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Still won’t wash off the stink
I’d charge appropriately

Kind of funny though when one considers that he owned (or still owns?) hotels. Those places would have even more astronomical water bills than they already do without water-saving fixtures... one would think cost-cutting for profit would be his first instinct.
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Old 08-13-2020, 03:49 PM
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Sounds like he should call me, I’m certain I could pass any required security screenings. I’ll get him water pressure that will exfoliate off his last 16 years of aging!
There are water jets that will cut 6" of steel - maybe install a few of those nozzles and our problems are solved ………...
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Old 08-13-2020, 03:54 PM
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I bought one of these for my RV. Increased pressure is awesome.

https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/o...-0409701p.html

On another note, i house sat for a guy on his fancy acreage North of Cochrane. He had like 15 high pressure nozzles in the walls and ceilings of his shower. Steam shower to boot. I came out of that thing massaged, steamed, and relaxed after an hour or so. Looked like a giant red salmon filet.... I miss that shower.....
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I bought one of these for my RV. Increased pressure is awesome.

https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/o...-0409701p.html

On another note, i house sat for a guy on his fancy acreage North of Cochrane. He had like 15 high pressure nozzles in the walls and ceilings of his shower. Steam shower to boot. I came out of that thing massaged, steamed, and relaxed after an hour or so. Looked like a giant red salmon filet.... I miss that shower.....
For those fancy spa showers with multiple shower heads nozzles everywhere, they have temperature mixing valves available with 3/4" supply connections rather than 1/2". I imagine you know that but am mentioning it for the masses.
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Old 08-13-2020, 04:30 PM
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But will the orange wash off?
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Old 08-13-2020, 04:33 PM
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one would think cost-cutting for profit would be his first instinct.
One would think, alas... They have what they have.
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Old 08-13-2020, 05:52 PM
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But will the orange wash off?
Ha, I did a full body fake tan. Next morning when I got out of bed, I left an orange silhouette of myself on the sheets. Wash my bedding more often since then.
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I just took a screwdriver and smashed out the restrictor screen in the back of the shower head. Full bore in my house.
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He states that he also has to flush 10 or 15 times instead of just once. What does this guy eat??
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Old 08-13-2020, 09:28 PM
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Ha, I did a full body fake tan. Next morning when I got out of bed, I left an orange silhouette of myself on the sheets. Wash my bedding more often since then.
Orange bedding is the secret
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He states that he also has to flush 10 or 15 times instead of just once. What does this guy eat??


P. S. This thread is better the trump jokes thread
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Old 08-13-2020, 11:03 PM
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He states that he also has to flush 10 or 15 times instead of just once. What does this guy eat??

Always thought he was full of crap. This proves it.
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