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Funny things overheard in a restaurant
'no, get that jam out of your pocket!'
'no, I will not put chicken wings in my purse!'
'no, I'm not going under the table' stop it!'
And likely the best-
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GUM???
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought..... 
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03-04-2021, 05:05 PM
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We were sitting in the restaurant at the old Mountainaire Lodge, with our horse trailer parked outside, when a group of Germans sat down at the table behind us and started talking about the poor, abused horses forced to stand out there and wait . I turned around and told them, Wenn mann etwas nicht versteht, haelt man am besten die Fresse. We ate in silence after that. 
Grizz
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03-04-2021, 05:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grizzly Adams
We were sitting in the restaurant at the old Mountainaire Lodge, with our horse trailer parked outside, when a group of Germans sat down at the table behind us and started talking about the poor, abused horses forced to stand out there and wait . I turned around and told them, Wenn mann etwas nicht versteht, haelt man am besten die Fresse. We ate in silence after that.
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Genau! Awesome answer.
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03-04-2021, 05:30 PM
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"S'cuse me, what is the soup du jour?"
Its the soup of the day
"Mmmmm. That sounds good . Ill have that"
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03-04-2021, 05:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by huntinstuff
"S'cuse me, what is the soup du jour?"
Its the soup of the day
"Mmmmm. That sounds good . Ill have that"
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Lol! Sometimes that's just easier...
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03-04-2021, 05:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by huntinstuff
"S'cuse me, what is the soup du jour?"
Its the soup of the day
"Mmmmm. That sounds good . Ill have that"
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Harry and Lloyd lol.
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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03-04-2021, 05:55 PM
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Are you open?
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03-04-2021, 05:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by huntinstuff
"S'cuse me, what is the soup du jour?"
Its the soup of the day
"Mmmmm. That sounds good . Ill have that"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aufz...annel=jkman999
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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03-04-2021, 06:19 PM
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My fav line in that movie
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My favorite line from a movie restaurant scene, easily. I don't know what, but it always cracks me up, the waitresses line. Language warning.
https://youtu.be/THDbFs8a5R8
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03-04-2021, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
My favorite line from a movie restaurant scene, easily. I don't know what, but it always cracks me up, the waitresses line. Language warning.
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Incredible Cruelty, the rest of the movie is worth watching as well.
Grizz
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Kick his azz TBass,
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I named my dog Seabass.
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