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07-22-2017, 08:42 AM
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Very Sad Bear Story
It is a tragedy to see what is happening to our country's wildlife. We all need to heed warnings to not feed wildlife. They become dependent and don't forage for themselves any longer. More and more often they are observed milling about in public areas, looking for handouts and scrounging for easy food sources.
This is a sad story about a formerly well-balanced wild bear.
Biologists studying black bear habits in Banff report disturbing trends in the past 2 years such as bears becoming lazy, sleeping 3 to 4 times more frequently, and no longer grooming themselves properly.
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is becoming far too frequent across our country.
Animals that once were self-sufficient are now showing all the signs of becoming Liberal supporters. They have learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide their care and sustenance.
The black bear in this photo became a card carrying Liberal just 6 months ago and look at him now.
Wardens have nicknamed him "Tardo" and observations show he has become a campground know-it-all, incessant whiner, and aspires to become a part time drama teacher. Rumors of his attempts to coerce squirrels and raccoons to unionize have yet to be proven.
Last edited by 270person; 07-22-2017 at 09:03 AM.
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07-22-2017, 08:50 AM
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I love it. Good one.
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07-22-2017, 08:53 AM
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I'd rather see lazy assed liberal bears than ****ed off conservative ones
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07-22-2017, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Taco
I'd rather see lazy assed liberal bears than ****ed off conservative ones
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Those are grizzlies. Black bears seem to "matter" more.
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07-22-2017, 09:03 AM
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Hell of a lot better looking than Turdo. And he didn`t drop 10.5 mill on a killer.
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07-22-2017, 10:41 AM
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Looks like he's waiting for someone to roll him a joint
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07-22-2017, 11:38 AM
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Thanks for that, starts my day off with a good laugh.
Just gotta clean my breakfast off the computer screen now...
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07-22-2017, 11:50 AM
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That's pretty funny.
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07-22-2017, 04:14 PM
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Yes it was funny.... Very funny, Thank you for the laugh!
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07-22-2017, 04:30 PM
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With food so easily and readily available it's led to an abundance of free time, and you know what they say about idle hands....
It's led to crime rates amoungst young bears to an all time high.
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07-22-2017, 07:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 270person
Those are grizzlies. Black bears seem to "matter" more.
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Of course they do - Black Bears Matter
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07-22-2017, 09:21 PM
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Lol.
Good one. Yup. Worlds doomed.
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07-23-2017, 01:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 270person
it is a tragedy to see what is happening to our country's wildlife. We all need to heed warnings to not feed wildlife. They become dependent and don't forage for themselves any longer. More and more often they are observed milling about in public areas, looking for handouts and scrounging for easy food sources.
This is a sad story about a formerly well-balanced wild bear.
Biologists studying black bear habits in banff report disturbing trends in the past 2 years such as bears becoming lazy, sleeping 3 to 4 times more frequently, and no longer grooming themselves properly.
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is becoming far too frequent across our country.
animals that once were self-sufficient are now showing all the signs of becoming liberal supporters. They have learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide their care and sustenance.
The black bear in this photo became a card carrying liberal just 6 months ago and look at him now.
Wardens have nicknamed him "tardo" and observations show he has become a campground know-it-all, incessant whiner, and aspires to become a part time drama teacher. Rumors of his attempts to coerce squirrels and raccoons to unionize have yet to be proven.
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ok folks , whats fer supper
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07-23-2017, 01:42 AM
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Hahaha
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07-23-2017, 08:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurt505
With food so easily and readily available it's led to an abundance of free time, and you know what they say about idle hands....
It's led to crime rates amoungst young bears to an all time high.
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All that's missing in that pic is the skateboard, baggy pants hanging around his knees, and the sideways ball hat.
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07-23-2017, 10:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurt505
With food so easily and readily available it's led to an abundance of free time, and you know what they say about idle hands....
It's led to crime rates amoungst young bears to an all time high.
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For who? Her or the bear?
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07-24-2017, 08:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1899b
For who? Her or the bear?
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Obviously the Bear, no way that Cop has been on a skateboard in years. Any perp that runs for it is going to be plenty safe.
Want to bet she gets accused of entrapment. Ten to one there are HoHos or Twinkies in one of her pockets.
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07-24-2017, 02:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dean2
Obviously the Bear, no way that Cop has been on a skateboard in years. Any perp that runs for it is going to be plenty safe.
Want to bet she gets accused of entrapment. Ten to one there are HoHos or Twinkies in one of her pockets.
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10 to 1 she don`t share. I thought they had fitness requirements? Maybe she`s googling "How to cook bear steaks"
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07-24-2017, 03:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurt505
With food so easily and readily available it's led to an abundance of free time, and you know what they say about idle hands....
It's led to crime rates amoungst young bears to an all time high.
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Are you talking about the bear or the officer?
And there's our nation's finest, doing exactly what they tell you not to do. Let's get up close and take a picture of the bear. Now how about a selfie?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilsAdvocate
In this case Oki has cut to to the exact heart of the matter!
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07-24-2017, 04:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Okotokian
Are you talking about the bear or the officer?
And there's our nation's finest, doing exactly what they tell you not to do. Let's get up close and take a picture of the bear. Now how about a selfie?
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ooops, gotta give 1899b credit for coming up with the burn first.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilsAdvocate
In this case Oki has cut to to the exact heart of the matter!
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