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I went for a job interview today...
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible!”
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06-02-2017, 09:43 PM
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I like it!
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06-02-2017, 09:47 PM
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LOL~~I don't think that was the right answer. 
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06-03-2017, 03:43 AM
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Good answer, ha
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06-03-2017, 03:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmaster
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible!”
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lmao good one!
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06-03-2017, 06:04 AM
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Good one! Thanks for the laugh.
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06-03-2017, 08:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmaster
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible!”
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You interviewed at the company I used to work for.
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06-03-2017, 03:27 PM
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06-03-2017, 03:43 PM
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Good one.
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06-03-2017, 04:45 PM
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I had a teacher way back when I was in grade 9...he seemed to know that I was going to be an astronaut, as he was continually telling me I was taking up space...
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06-04-2017, 12:19 AM
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Stuck up for my friend today , this guy told me about my old friend , he said my friend was,nt good for nothing ,l said he was
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06-04-2017, 08:30 AM
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Teacher in front of my desk, in front of the class, pointed at me with a ruler and said...
At the end of this ruler... Is an idiot.
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Yep but which end?? 
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06-04-2017, 08:35 AM
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Ran out of money after I was laid off in the oil industry a few years ago, had no option but to look for a job so I went down to the 711 to get the new paper to see what was available.
When I was walking in I saw a poster on the front door saying "Man Wanted For Rape" so I went to the cashier as asked for the application.
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06-04-2017, 05:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 338 Rules
Ran out of money after I was laid off in the oil industry a few years ago, had no option but to look for a job so I went down to the 711 to get the new paper to see what was available.
When I was walking in I saw a poster on the front door saying "Man Wanted For Rape" so I went to the cashier as asked for the application.
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