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Blowing Smoke....
those inventions of yester-year were .well you be the judge! 
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I don't need an invention for that, I just have to go to work to have that done!
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04-10-2010, 07:21 AM
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Hilarious!!
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04-10-2010, 07:29 AM
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I think if Im drowning a pretty lifeguard blowing in my mouth would help me out a lot more than blowing smoke up my rear. Then again, if some loonie is pumping tobacco in there, I would want to get up and get the hell out of there a lot quicker!
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04-10-2010, 07:33 AM
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The question begs, is what kind of deviant would think that this would work in the first place? Even back then medical science would have known that the butt is not connected to the lungs. They did do lots of dissection back then. I think some weirdo disguised as an inventor just wanted to play with peoples backsides....
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04-10-2010, 08:42 AM
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stepping out for a butt?
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04-10-2010, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by CaberTosser
The question begs, is what kind of deviant would think that this would work in the first place? Even back then medical science would have known that the butt is not connected to the lungs. They did do lots of dissection back then. I think some weirdo disguised as an inventor just wanted to play with peoples backsides....
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You'd be surprised the ideas they had back in the day. A while back I read a book about all sorts of medical procedures and tools from back in the Victorian times. I remember I also found a website FULL of old strange medical tools, but I searched around and I can't seem to find it anymore 
Remember trepanning? 
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04-10-2010, 10:43 AM
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Recently, the device has become know as 'The Ignatiff'. 
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04-10-2010, 10:56 AM
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There I learned something new today!
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04-10-2010, 02:06 PM
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Where I Can Order Them
Would love to send a set to Jack Layton and M Ignatieff.
With a little note; If your going to blow smoke up the publics butt, at least be professional about it.
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04-10-2010, 02:10 PM
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Would love to send a set to Jack Layton and M Ignatieff.
With a little note; If your going to blow smoke up the publics butt, at least be professional about it. |
It should actually serve as the new emblem of the IPCC!
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04-10-2010, 02:36 PM
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Oh my....
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04-10-2010, 05:29 PM
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Couldn't use smoke!! That's bad for global warming. Would have to use Globally Warmed Air. Wellllllll....maybe on second thought they could use smoke up their own butts and apply for a Carbon Capture Credits.
Would love to see the application and discription of the activities to qualify:
Well Mr Gore, we have been pumping this smoke up into caverns for the last 5 years. As proof, we submit a picture of and CBC excepts from the David Suziki Show. As can plainly be seen, he is full of it. All possible orifXXXes have been explored and filled to the point that he floats. This has greatly reduced his footprints, err we mean carbon footprint.
As for our second phase, we have teamed up with PETA members and begun using them in conjuction with our program. The benefit is that these members have their own equipment and have significant experience with blowing smoke up butts, plus the members are always willing to submit.......themselves to anything for their cause. And if we tie the eating of meat, specifically cutesy widdle beef cows with methane production and global warming, both our goals will be accomplished at the same time.
For our third phase........
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The original cause of rectal cancer?
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04-11-2010, 06:06 AM
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Better hope I'm dead when they try that thing on me or it is gonna get "uglier" real quick 
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04-11-2010, 06:27 AM
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Only the pic of the skull saw ( ) worked
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04-11-2010, 12:00 PM
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Only the pic of the skull saw ( ) worked |
Hmmm ... sorry bout that. I don't know what's wrong. They seem to work just fine on my computer ... I can see all 8 pics.
TF
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The technical name for this little gadget was Doppelblaser, which in German translates to Doubleblower , probably an improvement on the single blow job variety. Stumbled on that little tidbit, while I was trying to find the source to forward to a friend.
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04-11-2010, 09:58 PM
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Hmmm ... sorry bout that. I don't know what's wrong. They seem to work just fine on my computer ... I can see all 8 pics.
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There's a little image saying that the site doesn't allow linking their images.
They probably show up for you because the images are in your cache 
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Jay: Mostly harmless...
Time, it makes you old. Experience makes you wise. It's only a fool who judges life by what he sees in other peoples' eyes.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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04-11-2010, 11:59 PM
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The technical name for this little gadget was Doppelblaser, which in German translates to Doubleblower , probably an improvement on the single blow job variety. Grizz |
Call me old school but this just proves the fact that "new" is not always better 
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