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Old 10-02-2020, 09:18 PM
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Friday and out of the office at 3... yes, still enough time to walk a moose area with the bow!
Only the 4 year old wanted to join me, we hit the road late, but 90 minutes in the bush is better than on the couch at home.
Work our way through an ACA property trying to sound like moose but it’s probably more like an elk hunter trying to sound like a dying llama. Who cares, the little guy is having a blast.
Let the pint sized hunting partner down from the child carrier on my back to burn some energy so I decide to call and rake some small poplars. Well, I must’ve choked up on the stick too much, because the butt end smashed me directly in the wedding tackle! At this point I’m pacing around in pain and then as it subsides I’m laughing. Explain what happened while thinking it’s a good thing we’re done with three kids and as I look up, I notice there is a trail camera positioned just in the right location that it probably all got caught on video or still frames!
So, if you have a browning trail camera and some half wit hitting himself in the junk with a stick, please send me a PM and I’d like to see what you captured. The little guy also made some silly faces for you haha.

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Old 10-02-2020, 09:25 PM
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Ok...that’s pretty darned funny 😁
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Old 10-02-2020, 09:41 PM
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When I told the 12 year old, she said it sounds like a video that would go viral or needs to be added to the coffin dance fail compilation.
She’s got a point on that one.
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Old 10-03-2020, 07:26 AM
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That is so funny......thanks for posting!!
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Old 10-03-2020, 07:46 AM
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Haha amazing!!


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Old 10-03-2020, 08:41 AM
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Bahaha, I can picture it now....

Thanks for the morning chuckle.
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Old 10-03-2020, 11:12 AM
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There goes the old saying, what happens in the bush stays in the bush!! Lol...
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Old 10-03-2020, 11:48 AM
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Adding insult to injury. The worst part about something like that is the embarrassment when someone is watching. Hopefully you eventually get a chance to see the video lol.
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Fun stuff. You should dress up the young one as a clown and send him past the cam alone in a few days. And then again a week later. Just a quick 4 yr old clown walk through. At night would be even better.
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Old 10-04-2020, 09:46 AM
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Honestly I would love to just pull the card and have a look for myself, but considering some guys sound like they would shoot someone over that it might be best to leave it alone. Maybe I will leave a note and my number asking about the theatre caught on camera.

This is a foot access only site with vehicle tracks in the grass all the down and past where the camera is.
Seems someone doesn’t appreciate the traffic as I picked up these screwed blocks strategically placed in the the long grass in the tire tracks.
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Old 10-04-2020, 11:21 AM
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wow tuff place to hunt...wack yourself in the nads, get captured on camera...and you got to step around booby traps etc....sounds like an adventure
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Old 10-04-2020, 06:29 PM
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Honestly I would love to just pull the card and have a look for myself, but considering some guys sound like they would shoot someone over that it might be best to leave it alone. Maybe I will leave a note and my number asking about the theatre caught on camera.

This is a foot access only site with vehicle tracks in the grass all the down and past where the camera is.
Seems someone doesn’t appreciate the traffic as I picked up these screwed blocks strategically placed in the the long grass in the tire tracks.

I had a client in bear camp some years back and we were heading out one morning when he got behind and missed a turn. I went back and found him on a side trail seldom used doubled over. Someone had buried long blocks with long nails and his atv picked one up whipping it in to his leg. Tore a terrible gash from his knee down. Lotta stitches. Bloody mess.

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Old 10-05-2020, 11:22 AM
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Good grief that’s brutal.
So dangerous and senseless
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