Holiday Poking .....

[EZM]

Do you remember the old days when watching (on Shaw Cable) the "holiday fireplace"? ...... you never saw the "poker".

Ah, yes, there were rumours of such a poker, even fleeting glimpses witness by few lucky people, but the holiday fireplace poker was rare.

It was special, real special ..... some heard of the fable of the "poker" ....... but even fewer still would testify to it's existence.

It was like a unicorn.

Not any ... unicorn a golden unicorn.

Now, instead of the old 6 hour video where only a fleeting glimpse or two, for several seconds at most revealed the fable, SHAW has shortened the loop to include "more poker guy".

So now, any and every Joe Freaking Blow will witness the holiday poker in action.

It's no longer a unicorn ..... it's a house cat.

It's not a poke or two ...... it's more blue oyster cult cow bell.

It's no longer special ..... it's a *****.

Shaw has ruined the holidays. Congratulations Shaw.

[silverdoctor]

Like we says back home, stogger tight and poker.

Yes, I'm talking about fire

[DiabeticKripple]

Even Netflix has the log

[JohninAB]

On Bell satellite there is no longer any music on the fireplace channel due to music copyrights. Bah humbug!

[brslk]

I like it without music. We have a gas fireplace but I like the crackling on the TV one.

[JustBen]

This thread disappoints.

I thought it was going to be about getting lucky at Christmas.

[58thecat]

Originally Posted by JustBen

This thread disappoints.

I thought it was going to be about getting lucky at Christmas.

Ya me too

Don't forget to hydrate and if company is over turn up the music.....

[EZM]

Originally Posted by JustBen

This thread disappoints.

I thought it was going to be about getting lucky at Christmas.

Maybe the same thread title on different website would provide what you are looking for .....

[Dewey Cox]

On Telus satellite the log channel had a setting for music, or cracking fire.
No more music this year.
Boo!

[HunterDave]

They should have the fella using a metal poker to poke an electric fireplace. Now I’d watch that!

Last week someone told me that there’s a donair one where you watch donair meat turning on a spit roasting. I wonder if the meat sizzles and pops. Must be on Omni or the Punjabi channel I guess.

[JReed]

I was lucky enough to witness the thanksgiving special a few years ago.......
It was a turkey sizzling in an oven, and every now and then a turkey baster would make an appearance and drizzle juices on that brown bird hahahah

What a time to be alive......

[Selkirk]

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Selkirk

[Brian Adams]

Originally Posted by EZM

Do you remember the old days when watching (on Shaw Cable) the "holiday fireplace"? ...... you never saw the "poker".

Ah, yes, there were rumours of such a poker, even fleeting glimpses witness by few lucky people, but the holiday fireplace poker was rare.

It was special, real special ..... some heard of the fable of the "poker" ....... but even fewer still would testify to it's existence.

It was like a unicorn.

Not any ... unicorn a golden unicorn.

Now, instead of the old 6 hour video where only a fleeting glimpse or two, for several seconds at most revealed the fable, SHAW has shortened the loop to include "more poker guy".

So now, any and every Joe Freaking Blow will witness the holiday poker in action.

It's no longer a unicorn ..... it's a house cat.

It's not a poke or two ...... it's more blue oyster cult cow bell.

It's no longer special ..... it's a *****.

Shaw has ruined the holidays. Congratulations Shaw.

Great use of the large font option.

[pikergolf]

Originally Posted by EZM

Maybe the same thread title on different website would provide what you are looking for .....

Maybe Google Holiday Poking?

[JustBen]

Originally Posted by pikergolf

Maybe Google Holiday Poking?

Number one result for me is this thread.