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Old 02-22-2019, 02:59 PM
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I would say light saber. With extra batteries of course.
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Old 02-22-2019, 03:08 PM
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Pretty sure mythbusters proved the chainsaw to be the most effective weapon!
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Old 02-22-2019, 03:12 PM
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Pretty sure mythbusters proved the chainsaw to be the most effective weapon!
Yes, but the amount of laundry and dry cleaning you have to do is ridiculous.
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Old 02-22-2019, 03:38 PM
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Yes, but the amount of laundry and dry cleaning you have to do is ridiculous.
Gotta keep your mouth shut as well. Not possible for some people around here.
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Old 02-22-2019, 04:53 PM
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Has anyone ever tried talking to the zombies to find out their motivation? Perhaps they’re just feeling undervalued and they’re triggered by our toxic humanity? Maybe it’s us and we need to change...

A good session in a sharing circle, some crystal therapy and a poetry reading might make everything right as rain with them. C’mon fella’s, let’s give it a try!
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Old 02-22-2019, 05:49 PM
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Has anyone ever tried talking to the zombies to find out their motivation? Perhaps they’re just feeling undervalued and they’re triggered by our toxic humanity? Maybe it’s us and we need to change...

A good session in a sharing circle, some crystal therapy and a poetry reading might make everything right as rain with them. C’mon fella’s, let’s give it a try!
Get real. Zombies believe in climate change, hate oil, and are building battery powered vehicles. They will never be one of us!!
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Old 02-22-2019, 05:51 PM
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OK ...... stupid water cooler talk at work ..... but entertaining .....

You have one gun to carry with you during a zombie apocalypse .... which is it ...... all sorts of opinions and reasons

My offer to this silly conversation was a simple AR of some type - a nice light recoil, relatively accurate 223 round, light ammo, quick recovery between shots and not a pig to lug around with you ....

what's your choice and why?
Can't shoot big game in AB with .22 cal

Facing stiff penalties from fish coppers if caught !
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Old 02-22-2019, 06:15 PM
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Get real. Zombies believe in climate change, hate oil, and are building battery powered vehicles. They will never be one of us!!
Well they are always pleading "Brains.....brains". So those are clearly something they must be lacking.


In that case one should secure some pistols & get a variety of calibres so they can take advantage of scrounged ammo, you never know what you're going to find. Its not a shiny Colt Python like Rick Grimes, but then again it does hold 8 rounds....




Amusingly my wife is watching The Walking Dead right now, there are unsettling zombie noises coming from the next room
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Old 03-07-2019, 11:19 AM
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A good pistol, and a good .22lr.

Those brains are soft and you can carry lots of 22lr rounds to fight off the horde
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Old 03-08-2019, 08:58 AM
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Phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range

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