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Something a Redneck would never say:
Hey honey, I found an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't watched yet.
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Hold my Perrier and watch this!
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Proper placement and Deep penetration are what’s important. Just like they taught in Sex Ed!
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"I traded my pickup for a Prius."
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02-04-2017, 10:32 AM
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"I think we need more taxes, and government involvement in our lives"
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I love this kale!!
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I was once told to beware the Head of the Dragon. I asked why, as I have already married the Tail!
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02-04-2017, 10:33 AM
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Lets pass on the bon fire tonight, it releases too much carbon.
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02-04-2017, 10:42 AM
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They have a special on quinoa at Sobey's, lets stock up.
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Do these Levi's make my butt look fat?? 
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02-04-2017, 10:46 AM
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"Lets call a tow truck"
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02-04-2017, 10:46 AM
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You meant " Lets pass on the baked beans tonite " it releases too much methane ,,
And led to the 1980 hit song by song group " the Police "
Don't stand , Don't stand
Don't stand so close to me,
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02-04-2017, 10:49 AM
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I'm giving up my membership to Alberta Outdoorsmen Forum.
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02-04-2017, 10:50 AM
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Hey Honey would you like to invite the Syrian refugees from next door over for dinner.
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02-04-2017, 10:51 AM
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I'm giving up my membership to Alberta Outdoorsmen Forum.
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C'mon JoBob , don't goway mad , jus goway ,,
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Honey, let me see that map!
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I am moving to Quebec and let's bring back the gun registry
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02-04-2017, 10:57 AM
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I have to much camo
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02-04-2017, 11:03 AM
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Quick change the channel. There's an Al Gore documentary on Discovery channel.
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Proper placement and Deep penetration are what’s important. Just like they taught in Sex Ed!
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02-04-2017, 11:12 AM
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"Honey, I think the fridge on our porch and the Camaro on blocks in our front yard might be hurting our property value..."
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02-04-2017, 11:20 AM
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We had a great time at the LGBT parade.
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Only accurate guns are interesting.
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Ain't it time to take the Christmas Lights down yet?
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02-04-2017, 11:27 AM
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Screw the hockey game, lets binge watch season one of Glee.
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Woke up with a pulse, best day ever
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02-04-2017, 11:36 AM
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You know, Honey, after researching and reading all of the instructions, I just don't feel that I have the skills to do the install safely. I think we should hire a professional to make sure that it's done right.
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"Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions....It's the only way to make progress." - from Sir Terry Pratchett's The Truth
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I'm sick and tired of all these left turns.
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Just club soda for me, I'm driving.
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huny , let's go down to the dock and meet our new neighbors
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I think I'll have the tofu salad, with lentils. I'm trying to watch my cholesterol.
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'Once the monkeys learn they can vote themselves a banana, they'll never climb another tree.'. Robert Heinlein
'You can accomplish a lot more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.' Al Capone
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Not only do I feel better about not eating meat, since I went Vegan, I've never felt fuller and stronger.
Firearms? I won't have them in my house, they are too scary and dangerous looking for private citizens to own.
Johnny Cash? To me his music is just noise.
I think the criminal justice system is way too hard on rapists and pedophiles.
Help them out with shorter sentences, but make them write apology letters instead.
I think I'm going to learn French in case there is a job opening for me in Quebec.
What kind of skinny jeans can I get from Wrangler?
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I think women should be in politics ...
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02-04-2017, 03:00 PM
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I'll pass on the free Monster Jam tickets
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