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Old 01-27-2022, 11:29 AM
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Default If you became Superman… what is the first three things you would try?

1. Fly around the Sun and back… landing on a planet along the way.
2. Drilling a hole through the mantel to make my own geyser system
3. Fly all the pieces necessary to make an amazing public space station while clearing out all the space junk.
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Old 01-27-2022, 11:39 AM
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1. Looking at women with Xray vision.
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Old 01-27-2022, 11:49 AM
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1. Fly around the Sun and back… landing on a planet along the way.
2. Drilling a hole through the mantel to make my own geyser system
3. Fly all the pieces necessary to make an amazing public space station while clearing out all the space junk.
I don’t know what you were drinking this morning but I want the same!
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Old 01-27-2022, 11:57 AM
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1. Relocate Trudeau to Pluto, or further out. The other two are open.

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Old 01-27-2022, 11:58 AM
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1) Deposit all Trudeau family members on Jupiter
2) See above
3) See #1
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Old 01-27-2022, 12:01 PM
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1) build a super harem.
2) convert the worlds monopoly systems over to super money.
3) have super mortality/aging.
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Old 01-27-2022, 12:14 PM
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I would team up with Wonder Woman and her truth lasso and take every politician one by one in front of a camera crew for an question and answer session.

After that most of the worlds problems would be solved
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Old 01-27-2022, 01:32 PM
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1. Flyovers in high trophy animal wmu's

2. Hunt to my hearts content without the need for firearms, 24/7/365. Who's going to stop you? One punch a mountain goat on a low flyby. Fly through flocks of specks flailing. Ride a moose into a tree.

3. Wrestle grizzly bears for fun. Airdrop defeated grizzlies into sns2 and TC's backyards.

4. Chuckle
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Old 01-27-2022, 01:55 PM
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1,2 and 3
Go out on the deck and drill a 1000 holes with my ####
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Old 01-27-2022, 02:29 PM
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I would push Quebec out of Canada, and into the ocean. I would then relocate the entire liberal cabinet including Trudeau and Butts to a deserted island, along with Biden and the Clintons, and all communist leaders. I would then destroy the entire military/terrorist group of every communist nation, middle east nation, or nation run by a dictator. When I was done, Canada would be a better place to live, and there would be much more peace in the world.
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Old 01-27-2022, 02:45 PM
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1) Move Parliament to Calgary + new flag.
2) Shift earths axis, so Canada has more warmer days, and less darkness in winter.
3) collect all the unobtainium that exist. 😎
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Old 01-27-2022, 02:49 PM
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Throw Tru Dork off a cliff and end the Sask WT draw
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Old 01-27-2022, 02:59 PM
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I would push Quebec out of Canada, and into the ocean. I would then relocate the entire liberal cabinet including Trudeau and Butts to a deserted island, along with Biden and the Clintons, and all communist leaders. I would then destroy the entire military/terrorist group of every communist nation, middle east nation, or nation run by a dictator. When I was done, Canada would be a better place to live, and there would be much more peace in the world.
i could not have said it any better good stuff ELK
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Old 01-27-2022, 03:37 PM
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1)I would build a nice deep canal between Canada and Mexico. This could make happy everyone on the planet ... and improve saltwater fishing opportunities
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Old 01-27-2022, 03:47 PM
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1)I would build a nice deep canal between Canada and Mexico. This could make happy everyone on the planet ... and improve saltwater fishing opportunities
That oceanfront property I bought in Saskatchewan will skyrocket in value finally.
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Old 01-27-2022, 04:28 PM
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I'd retreat to my Fortress of Solitude and put out a call to all my other super hero friends of the world to a general meeting.

First thing on the agenda would be to figure out where all of us super heroes should relocate because the world as we know it here has gone to "hell in a hand basket". Even with all our combined super powers, the damage is irreparable. Time to find a new gig elsewhere.
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Old 01-27-2022, 04:28 PM
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1. I would go on a date with Wonder Woman.

2. Relocate Elon Musk and all the Tesla factories to Mars.

3. Wrestle the Garthrock just for fun.
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Old 01-27-2022, 05:29 PM
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I would push Quebec out of Canada, and into the ocean. I would then relocate the entire liberal cabinet including Trudeau and Butts to a deserted island, along with Biden and the Clintons, and all communist leaders. I would then destroy the entire military/terrorist group of every communist nation, middle east nation, or nation run by a dictator. When I was done, Canada would be a better place to live, and there would be much more peace in the world.

You got my vote elk !!

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Old 01-27-2022, 06:11 PM
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First order of business is to get out of that silly skin tight leotard and cape - I'm not trolling for new boyfriends.

After that - the answer is - "anything I want to do in that moment of time"...
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Old 01-27-2022, 06:19 PM
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Lois Lane x3
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Old 01-27-2022, 06:20 PM
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A new suit, X-ray vision , football .
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Old 01-27-2022, 06:26 PM
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Because I could do anything I wanted with my super huuman strength I would immediately ditch the idea that I was a politition with a big mouth and that I could magically make everything better by a lot of talk I would take, by force, all the wealth in the world.

While I realize that is a singular result and not the three offered, I believe that by taking all the power away from the 'powerful' I will have accomplished more in that maneuver than all the struggles that came before, or after, this place in the times we are in.

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Old 01-27-2022, 06:32 PM
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That's easy.


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Old 01-27-2022, 07:56 PM
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1. Take over a big city. Throw some cars and busses through some buildings. Pretty much wreck the place.

2. Pick somewhere tropical and make everyone leave so myself and my friends could hang out and enjoy ourselves without any other tourists bothering us. You guys are probably all invited.

3. Make a Roman style colosseum so people can start competing in some real sports again. You guys are all invited to that too.

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Old 01-27-2022, 10:28 PM
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3. Make a Roman style colosseum so people can start competing in some real sports again. You guys are all invited to that too.
As spectators?

ARG
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Yes just as spectators. Unless some want to settle some differences. Or maybe challenge a politician.

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Get the convoy to bring back enough beer for a super drunk.
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Has someone been experimenting with cannabis?
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Old 01-28-2022, 03:03 PM
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Could laser heat vision be used to make Korean BBQ?
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Could laser heat vision be used to make Korean BBQ?
There would be shorter wait times at the Golden superman palace.

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