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Looks like we're all screwed. I believe it told me I'm a robot.
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I can't find the flow chart part that says " do you give a dang?" 
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05-20-2011, 09:21 PM
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I don't understand the commotion.
Be pure of thought and noble of deed and it doesn't matter when it comes.
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Or take on 13,000 years worth of undead? Let me think about this ...
[insert 1/4 second passage of time, here]
... Someone point me in the direction of unpure thoughts and non-noble deeds, please! 
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"Here's how you have to figure it in Canada: The NDP are communists, the Liberals are socialists, the Conservatives are liberal, and the media is totally left-wing" -- Don Cherry, March 2005
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. . . Should we start another thread with "your favorite zombie gun" title? . . .
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Naaa ... I wouldn't bother. The Mods would just move it to the Guns & Ammo forum
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I posted this in the wrong rapture thread, anyways...Go out and buy a bunch of inflatable sex dolls........fill them with helium and release them into the air tomorrow morning where some "believers" might see them.
Man would they ever feel left out!!
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05-20-2011, 09:32 PM
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I posted this in the wrong rapture thread, anyways...Go out and buy a bunch of inflatable sex dolls........fill them with helium and release them into the air tomorrow morning where some "believers" might see them.
Man would they ever feel left out!!
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ROFLMAO! That's the best idea I've heard thus far!
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"Here's how you have to figure it in Canada: The NDP are communists, the Liberals are socialists, the Conservatives are liberal, and the media is totally left-wing" -- Don Cherry, March 2005
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05-20-2011, 09:35 PM
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Meh.... let me know how all the weirdos make out.... on second thought... dont... I will be out quaddin.....
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05-20-2011, 09:52 PM
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Fortunately if you come to Lake Sundance at 1 pm...you will have plenty of time to get some perch...go home...clean enough for dinner...and then bam...watch the neatest, largest earthquake ever on CNN...flipping between the Boston game at commercials...of course
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05-20-2011, 10:25 PM
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So has the world ended on the other side of the earth yet???lol
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Haven't heard from Asia in a while ... I think it's already started!
G'bye All 
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05-20-2011, 10:28 PM
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Haven't heard from Asia in a while ... I think it's already started!
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I don't generally hear from Asia, other than on the news, so that doesn't worry me so much. When I don't hear from Dauphin, MB, then there might be a problem. Of course, by then I'm kind of short on time.
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"Here's how you have to figure it in Canada: The NDP are communists, the Liberals are socialists, the Conservatives are liberal, and the media is totally left-wing" -- Don Cherry, March 2005
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Gone Hunting
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Well.... rapture (or whatever) or not...they are goimg to have to wait until I figure out what griSSly" is(from another thread)...and...until I get my draws in...
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05-20-2011, 11:08 PM
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Here's to a HAPPY and uneventful BIRTHDAY to ya Roadkill 
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Thanks. No earthquakes on this end of the country yet. But I guess there's still a lot of day to get through since it's only 1 am.
You think Family Radio will have a call-in show on the 22nd?
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05-20-2011, 11:12 PM
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Thanks. No earthquakes on this end of the country yet. But I guess there's still a lot of day to get through since it's only 1 am.
You think Family Radio will have a call-in show on the 22nd?
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I think he'll be too busy re-calculating for the next end of the world. Kind of like he did last time.
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"Here's how you have to figure it in Canada: The NDP are communists, the Liberals are socialists, the Conservatives are liberal, and the media is totally left-wing" -- Don Cherry, March 2005
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Thanks. No earthquakes on this end of the country yet. But I guess there's still a lot of day to get through since it's only 1 am.
You think Family Radio will have a call-in show on the 22nd?
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Our first report from tomorrow ^ ... sounds OK so far!
Thanks Roadkill 
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Our first report from tomorrow ^ ... sounds OK so far!
Thanks Roadkill
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I'm here to help. 
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I think he'll be too busy re-calculating for the next end of the world. Kind of like he did last time.
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" Ohhhhh... I forgot to carry the zero, plus the leap years weren't accounted for...."
If this whacko is so certain the "Rapture" is coming, let him put his money where his mouth is and clear out all his bank accounts and donate every cent to the Salvation Army (the most fiscally responsible charity, these guys walk the talk when it comes to frugality)
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" Ohhhhh... I forgot to carry the zero, plus the leap years weren't accounted for...."
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*click*,*click*,*click**click**click*,*click*,*cli ck* ... *click* ... *click*
Crap, that means the rapture isn't until ... *click*, *click*, *click* ... crap. May 21, 2 911.
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"Here's how you have to figure it in Canada: The NDP are communists, the Liberals are socialists, the Conservatives are liberal, and the media is totally left-wing" -- Don Cherry, March 2005
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hey i thought were gonna die on dec 21st 2012
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05-21-2011, 01:59 AM
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hey i thought were gonna die on dec 21st 2012
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@ 18:00. Give it time, relax. The fun will start in 16 hours.
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"Here's how you have to figure it in Canada: The NDP are communists, the Liberals are socialists, the Conservatives are liberal, and the media is totally left-wing" -- Don Cherry, March 2005
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Driving home to Calgary yesterday, I was tuned in to the all request weekend on a Red Deer rock station (NOW FM or something). Someone requested.. Judas Priest, Living After Midnight. PERFECT!
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05-21-2011, 08:43 AM
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Oddly enough,I clicked on it and it`s says OFFLINE.
Is that another sign?
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05-21-2011, 08:52 AM
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@ 18:00. Give it time, relax. The fun will start in 16 hours.
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I dunno, I just got a Facebook note from a friend in the UK to say 'Happy Birthday. Rapture a bit of a non-event here. How's yours?'
I think we got scammed on this one. Again. Grumblegrumblegrumble.
I like your 2911 theory. That's the magic of this stuff. You can pull anything off: 'Well, if you look at it from a *kabbalistic* point of view...' or 'Well, if you use the Mesopotamian numbering system, which is technically base-60...'
Who wants to set a new doomsdate?
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Nothing is gonna happen today, or in 2012... I have a Can of Soup that expires in 2014! Thats all the proof I need!
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my aussie buddies didnt experience a rapture
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See? Scammed. All of us.
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Probably the only English-speaking, French-Canadian lefty greeniac in Montréal with a 2008 Winchester M70 in .270. Probably.
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it is the long weekend
I bet it will be the end of the world for about 5 people this weekend
drive safely out there
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Wait for it . . .
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See? Scammed. All of us.
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Not so fast RK ... have patience!!!
Televangelist Harold Camping ^
I just read this in our Calgary Herald Newspaper this morning;
"Eighty-nine-year-old televangelist Harold Camping has predicted that at 6 p.m. local time in each of the world's regions the Rapture will happen and good Christians will be beamed up to heaven" ... http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/wo...938/story.html See ... it's not quite time yet. We still have a few more hours to fit in another sin or two 
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my aussie buddies didnt experience a rapture
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See? Scammed. All of us.
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Not so fast RK ... have patience!!!
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It's after 6PM in Australia. Guess we're waiting for 2911.
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"Here's how you have to figure it in Canada: The NDP are communists, the Liberals are socialists, the Conservatives are liberal, and the media is totally left-wing" -- Don Cherry, March 2005
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Harold isnt a nut job guys, his cult brought in 130 million last year tax free, he really is a god!! Oh ya, that is tax free!!
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