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Old 11-07-2016, 05:54 PM
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Close call man !

About 30 years ago I'm working in a countertop factory. Buddy beside me asks if he can borrow my pry bar. I look over and he stapled his hand to a countertop.
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Old 11-07-2016, 06:45 PM
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Close call man !

About 30 years ago I'm working in a countertop factory. Buddy beside me asks if he can borrow my pry bar. I look over and he stapled his hand to a countertop.
"Can I borrow your pry bar?"
"Sure, its just over there at the end of the table"
"Um, any chance I could bother you for delivery on that?"
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Old 11-07-2016, 06:48 PM
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Could have been worse...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10...strian_roofer/

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It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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