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Originally Posted by Hiwa
Close call man !
About 30 years ago I'm working in a countertop factory. Buddy beside me asks if he can borrow my pry bar. I look over and he stapled his hand to a countertop.
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"Can I borrow your pry bar?"
"Sure, its just over there at the end of the table"
"Um, any chance I could bother you for delivery on that?"