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08-03-2013, 11:15 AM
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New element discovered!
Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other by-products are produced.
Further news of radioactive decay of Governmentium with possible explosive effects is expected
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08-03-2013, 11:17 AM
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Very cool!
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08-03-2013, 11:21 AM
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Bwaaaaahahaaaaaa 
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08-03-2013, 11:23 AM
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08-03-2013, 11:25 AM
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Looks like I should have actually read the post. 
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This is an older 'element', but potentially just as dangerous ... Beware!
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08-03-2013, 02:04 PM
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Thanks guy's. Both postings are entertaining
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08-03-2013, 02:08 PM
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Haha
Been Working way to much Latley, Wasnt until I was halfway through the post that I clued in I wasnt really reading about a new Element. I consider myself a fairly smart guy and was scratching my head why i had never heard of Morons and Peons  Time to go home and relax for a bit
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08-03-2013, 02:14 PM
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Great stuff ! Woman up to 225 kgs , that's a lot of loving ! Haha
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08-03-2013, 02:22 PM
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hahah... Oddly I was more excited at the possibility of a genuinely discovered element.
But a good laugh is never a bad thing!
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08-03-2013, 05:14 PM
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HAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAAA..lmao twice !!!
..love'd em BOTH thankx for da hoot !!
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08-03-2013, 05:44 PM
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While reading these, my smile was so big that one of my snaggle teeth became less snaggled.
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08-03-2013, 07:40 PM
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Perhaps, but it wouldn't have been half as funny if you did.
Happens to everyone.
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08-03-2013, 09:53 PM
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Love it!
After I stopped laughing I showed my wife and asked her which she was best at. She said cleaning then relaxation. I think she has the orderbackwards........ 
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Hilarious! Both of them.
Thanks for the laugh.
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