Go Back   Alberta Outdoorsmen Forum > Main Category > General Discussion

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old 08-03-2020, 11:29 AM
bessiedog's Avatar
bessiedog bessiedog is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 8,372
Default

TC used his Big Oil and GP mafia connections to make the Oilers lose last Monday....


Damn you Tom.





It’s true
__________________
"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.”
-HDT
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends on the character of the user." T. Roosevelt
"I don't always troll, only on days that end in Y."
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 08-03-2020, 11:38 AM
Twisted Canuck's Avatar
Twisted Canuck Twisted Canuck is offline
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: GP AB
Posts: 16,235
Default

It was pretty reasonable price to do it, $20 in Canadian Tire money and a six pack of Lucky.

They better smarten up a lot, (like, don't play Smith for starters!) Or this will be a short series.
__________________
'Once the monkeys learn they can vote themselves a banana, they'll never climb another tree.'. Robert Heinlein

'You can accomplish a lot more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.' Al Capone
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 08-03-2020, 11:40 AM
bessiedog's Avatar
bessiedog bessiedog is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 8,372
Default

Ah!

Coffee all over my phone

And before lunch

Thanks bud
__________________
"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.”
-HDT
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends on the character of the user." T. Roosevelt
"I don't always troll, only on days that end in Y."
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 08-03-2020, 12:01 PM
Twisted Canuck's Avatar
Twisted Canuck Twisted Canuck is offline
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: GP AB
Posts: 16,235
Default

I think the Oilers stage their own atrocities, but they aren't fake.....
__________________
'Once the monkeys learn they can vote themselves a banana, they'll never climb another tree.'. Robert Heinlein

'You can accomplish a lot more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.' Al Capone
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 08-03-2020, 12:09 PM
bat119's Avatar
bat119 bat119 is offline
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: On the border in Lloydminster
Posts: 8,364
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaberTosser View Post
I’m going to add yet another observation that puts it as a staged event: why did the guy happen to have the yellow netting visible in the photo with him? Seems a more than a bit odd to just happen to have that with him.
He used it to wrestle the goose down when he taped on the firecracker.
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 08-03-2020, 12:44 PM
Glion Glion is offline
 
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 562
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck View Post
I think the Oilers stage their own atrocities, but they aren't fake.....
A simple thread about exploding ducks and it devolves to this... talking about the oilers
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 08-03-2020, 12:46 PM
Twisted Canuck's Avatar
Twisted Canuck Twisted Canuck is offline
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: GP AB
Posts: 16,235
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Glion View Post
A simple thread about exploding ducks and it devolves to this... talking about the oilers
My thread, it's about atrocities and fakes....so it's not even a hijack.
__________________
'Once the monkeys learn they can vote themselves a banana, they'll never climb another tree.'. Robert Heinlein

'You can accomplish a lot more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.' Al Capone
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 08-03-2020, 01:02 PM
hayseed's Avatar
hayseed hayseed is offline
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 5,652
Default

GO HAWKS!!!

( and Geese )
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 08-03-2020, 04:27 PM
bessiedog's Avatar
bessiedog bessiedog is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 8,372
Default

Lucic not putting the bisket in dat Net was an atrocity to all people that can actually stand on skates...... sheesh.
__________________
"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.”
-HDT
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends on the character of the user." T. Roosevelt
"I don't always troll, only on days that end in Y."
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 08-03-2020, 05:11 PM
Savage Bacon's Avatar
Savage Bacon Savage Bacon is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Calgary-Red Deer area
Posts: 3,253
Default

The guy is an expert. He is able to link the duck bomber to a possible person bomber.

It would be funny if it was goose season and the goose ate some shot as soon as it escaped with its life.

Ya I've seen geese in parks. They are vicious. I wouldn't suggest trying to grab one.
__________________
I'm not really a licensed bodyman or heavy duty mechanic. I just play one at work.
Reply With Quote
  #41  
Old 08-03-2020, 05:12 PM
morinj morinj is offline
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 1,031
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by bat119 View Post
He used it to wrestle the goose down when he taped on the firecracker.
I wouldn’t doubt that for a second, that or he uses it as a cape!
Reply With Quote
  #42  
Old 08-03-2020, 05:41 PM
The Cook The Cook is offline
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Canmore
Posts: 2,104
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by thumper View Post
I always wondered how they got those fireworks so high in the sky before they exploded ....
Nice, you owe me a mouthful beer and a keyboard cleaning.
__________________
Woke up with a pulse, best day ever
Reply With Quote
  #43  
Old 08-03-2020, 09:55 PM
EZM's Avatar
EZM EZM is offline
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Edmonton
Posts: 11,858
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck View Post
I think the Oilers stage their own atrocities, but they aren't fake.....
That ........... my friend ............. is, sadly, a perfect summary of the Oilers.
Reply With Quote
  #44  
Old 08-04-2020, 09:51 AM
CaberTosser's Avatar
CaberTosser CaberTosser is offline
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Calgary
Posts: 19,418
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by bat119 View Post
He used it to wrestle the goose down when he taped on the firecracker.
Agreed. It looks liked wrassling the goose out of the net must have been a pain, especially when doing it twice! I’m considering that it had to be netted, then attaching the dud firecracker that buddy had already soaked, then removed from the net for some “Hey look, a goose with a neck-bomb!” photos, then re-captured for more rescue photos.
__________________
"The trouble with people idiot-proofing things, is the resulting evolution of the idiot." Me
Reply With Quote
  #45  
Old 08-04-2020, 09:56 AM
tri777's Avatar
tri777 tri777 is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 4,032
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaberTosser View Post
A canadiangunnutz member put it very succinctly: Goosie Smollet
"That's gold Jerry, Gold" !!
Reply With Quote
  #46  
Old 08-04-2020, 10:46 AM
Stinky Buffalo's Avatar
Stinky Buffalo Stinky Buffalo is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A bit North o' Center...
Posts: 11,150
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeprli View Post
I'm waiting for "goose lives matter" movement to hatch, hopefully they migrate once the cold kicks in.
I see what you did there.
Reply With Quote
  #47  
Old 08-04-2020, 06:41 PM
Positrac Positrac is offline
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 3,281
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by thumper View Post
I always wondered how they got those fireworks so high in the sky before they exploded ....
Bahahahaha!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:14 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.