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12-05-2018, 12:12 PM
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I’m offended that I wasted my time reading this offending thread!
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12-05-2018, 12:15 PM
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Ok guys, I know that the weed is legal now but I didn’t know that christal meth is.... that’s the only sheet I can think of that can give you that much of a screw in a head problem!
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12-05-2018, 12:18 PM
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PETA want us to use the expression "Feed two birds with one scone" instead of "Kill two birds with one stone". I will use the new expression, but "Scone" is going to be the nickname for my shotgun.
Vegan rap music warning. Don't be speciesist!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACxfKB3iP4
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12-05-2018, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Albertadiver
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You do that. I have other fish to fry
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In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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Originally Posted by sjemac
It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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12-05-2018, 04:59 PM
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12-05-2018, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Au revoir, Gopher
You do that. I have other fish to fry
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I’m offended that you fry fish!
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12-06-2018, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Pullings
Omg how dare you show those toxic masculine lyrics. Total micro aggression. I demand a no white people day at school.
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The interesting thing is the song is about a time when a woman could not be seen with a man outside wedlock. The celebration of the song is female empowerment and right to live one’s life without fear of ridicule. This song has nothing to do with date rape. People want to read into things wrong and no one is there to call them on it.
Some th8ngs are obviously wrong. This song is not one of them.
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It is not the most intellectual of the species that survives; it is not the strongest that survives; but the species that survives is the one that is able best to adapt and adjust to the changing environment in which it finds itself. Charles Darwin
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12-07-2018, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Bigwoodsman
I’m offended that you fry fish!
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Well I would hate to offend anyone, so I will use the french idiom instead. J'ai d'autres chats à fouetter.
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In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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Originally Posted by sjemac
It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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12-07-2018, 08:25 PM
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I am offended by Justin Trudeau, therefore, he must resign as PM.
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12-07-2018, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 260 Rem
What’s next, rainbow tags for deer that don’t identify with their racks?
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awesome, so is #35
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12-07-2018, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack Hardin
I am offended by Justin Trudeau, therefore, he must resign as PM.
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That is something that would not offend me!!
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12-08-2018, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Drewski Canuck
ETOWNCANUCK,
The problem with being the Minority and being Offended, and demanding that the Majority change their mind and their ways, is obvious.
The Minority NOW BECOMES THE MAJORITY!!!!
Do you see the corner you painted yourself into?
Do you realize you are no longer "Special" and there is no one left to feel pity and heap attention on you?
Did you ever CONSIDER that you now will have to go and find a NEW MINORITY to join, so you can once again be "OFFENDED"????
You good Sir, ARE ON A SLIPPERY SLOPE!
You good Sir, are no longer "SPECIAL" and no one will pay any attention to you.
So, maybe if you were "less offended" you would not have to go and find a new Minority Hill to stand on so you could continue to be "SPECIAL".
(Or, you could just accept that you should suck it up and go get a Job and be a silent productive member of Society I suppose!!!!)
OOPS!!! I just gave you something to be OFFENDED ABOUT!!
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Let slip the status quo!
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12-08-2018, 02:34 PM
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I'm offended that they totally cut back on the noody calendars a few years ago.
Soooooo does someone write me a cheque now or what?
I have the urge to spend a few million $ on useless stuff
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12-08-2018, 02:50 PM
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I got strapped on the hand when I was in grade school. Lots. I'm a survivor but I didn't get no damn settlement. I'm offended.
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12-08-2018, 05:35 PM
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Banned
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It is pronounced
MERRY! CHRISTMAS!
I'm offended.
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12-08-2018, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I got strapped on the hand when I was in grade school. Lots. I'm a survivor but I didn't get no damn settlement. I'm offended.
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Ain’t that the truth, twisted. My Dad tells me the story of his school years back in 1960ish, one day the teacher had enough of the boys behaviour, so he says “ starting tomorrow, each day one of you will get a whipping regardless of your behaviour that day, good or bad” well next day comes around and guess who’s first on the list, Dad. So he gets a good thrashing, hadn’t misbehaved that day at all. Apparently the program got shut down that same day yet...
He didn’t file a complaint 50 years later or expected compensation for it. Doesn’t feel offended about it either.
I think he kinda enjoys telling the story now
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12-08-2018, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 357xp
Ain’t that the truth, twisted. My Dad tells me the story of his school years back in 1960ish, one day the teacher had enough of the boys behaviour, so he says “ starting tomorrow, each day one of you will get a whipping regardless of your behaviour that day, good or bad” well next day comes around and guess who’s first on the list, Dad. So he gets a good thrashing, hadn’t misbehaved that day at all. Apparently the program got shut down that same day yet...
He didn’t file a complaint 50 years later or expected compensation for it. Doesn’t feel offended about it either.
I think he kinda enjoys telling the story now
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Well, I can say with authority....i always had it coming. We had a teacher in the second grade, a serious Blue Hair lady who would brook no nonsense, as she said. Her 'strap' was an 18" long piece of that clear green garden hose, remember those? With some black hockey tape for grip.
Years later, my friends and I still shudder and laugh about her. We used to whisper she was a guard at Auschwitz before she went into teaching...
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'Once the monkeys learn they can vote themselves a banana, they'll never climb another tree.'. Robert Heinlein
'You can accomplish a lot more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.' Al Capone
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12-08-2018, 11:54 PM
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I always wondered about the dodge crowd
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12-09-2018, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
Well, I can say with authority....i always had it coming. We had a teacher in the second grade, a serious Blue Hair lady who would brook no nonsense, as she said. Her 'strap' was an 18" long piece of that clear green garden hose, remember those? With some black hockey tape for grip.
Years later, my friends and I still shudder and laugh about her. We used to whisper she was a guard at Auschwitz before she went into teaching...
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I got the strap twice in the 80's and wish it was still prevalent today
What is ironic, I married my wife and one of the principals that gave me the strap back in the day is her Uncle....We laugh about it every time we get together...
Very respected man though in the school system
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12-10-2018, 10:34 PM
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12-10-2018, 10:44 PM
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Meh
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Originally Posted by Mr Conservation
I am offended every time the media posts a picture of Justine in a news report. His picture makes me want to throw up. Despite my complaints about it, the media continues to post his picture.
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So easily offended
Grow some bark, and grow up!
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12-11-2018, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Gray Wolf
So easily offended
Grow some bark, and grow up!
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I identify as a toaster not a tree!
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