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Old 11-16-2016, 09:53 AM
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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hunt...=socialnetwork

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While the poor man was lying on his knees, defenseless, the powerful animal began rubbing his massive genitals all over him, mimicking sexual intercourse.

The animal assaulted Mr Larsen for several minutes before ejaculating, and finally leaving him alone.

The severely injured hunter was found two hours later by his brother and nephew, who were also heading back to their cabin.

do not put urine on yourself
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Old 11-16-2016, 09:54 AM
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I have no words for this.....
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Old 11-16-2016, 09:56 AM
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wow.
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Old 11-16-2016, 09:58 AM
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no kidding right!?

i once spilt dominant buck urine on myself and got charged by a buck 3 times before i shot him.

don't mess with this stuff
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Old 11-16-2016, 10:06 AM
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That website has some pretty unusual stuff.

I cant see that being real but who knows.
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Old 11-16-2016, 11:19 AM
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Funny as hell! Good humor on that site.
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Old 11-16-2016, 11:33 AM
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Great site, in other news:

A Californian woman severely injured her husband by hitting him at great speed with her SUV, after he confessed that he had voted for Donald Trump....

A Japanese whaling crew has fallen victim to a dramatic full on assault by a school of killer whales, killing no less than 16 crew members and injuring 12...

A group of volunteers cleaning up the shores of the Mississippi river near the biggest city in Tennessee, have stumbled upon the remains of an ancient boat encrusted in mud. A team of archeologists from the University of Memphis that was rapidly called to the site, confirmed that the ship is most certainly a Viking knarr....


I'd really like that last one to be true but alas Snopes says not.
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Old 11-16-2016, 03:15 PM
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The biggest joke is the Sitka gear in the picture
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Old 11-16-2016, 04:15 PM
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LOL My first thought. You beat me to it.
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