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Old 02-19-2014, 01:44 PM
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Old 02-19-2014, 01:48 PM
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I used to know a girl who hunted grouse with a 30-30
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Old 02-19-2014, 02:53 PM
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So I was thinking why do we residents have to wait so long for tags when the outfitters get tags every year.

Heard that the outfitter around me has been shooting from the road and not getting permission. Does anyone know his name? Should I post a picture of him?

I was also thinking about doing a spring bear hunt and heard that there was a Chris guy that offered a great deal and even will sell you some great items and gaurantee delivery

Does TreeGuy still do domestic hunts because I always liked his stories of spot and stalks around his house when his wife was not home. Does anyone know the guidiing fees he charges?

I have 4 kids and wondering how I get them out of the house to do more things in the outdoors. I bought them IPods, Xboxs, large screen tv's and everything else I could think of but they still do not want to go fishing, shoot guns or hunt with me?

Is it wrong of me to ask more people to post pictures and forget about the people that will put them down after you have posted them?

I am in a dark place as I do not know the answers and feel like starting a POLL based on the responses of this tread
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Old 02-19-2014, 05:13 PM
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So I was thinking why do we residents have to wait so long for tags when the outfitters get tags every year.

Heard that the outfitter around me has been shooting from the road and not getting permission. Does anyone know his name? Should I post a picture of him?

I was also thinking about doing a spring bear hunt and heard that there was a Chris guy that offered a great deal and even will sell you some great items and gaurantee delivery

Does TreeGuy still do domestic hunts because I always liked his stories of spot and stalks around his house when his wife was not home. Does anyone know the guidiing fees he charges?

I have 4 kids and wondering how I get them out of the house to do more things in the outdoors. I bought them IPods, Xboxs, large screen tv's and everything else I could think of but they still do not want to go fishing, shoot guns or hunt with me?

Is it wrong of me to ask more people to post pictures and forget about the people that will put them down after you have posted them?

I am in a dark place as I do not know the answers and feel like starting a POLL based on the responses of this tread


4 kids X 4 long long hugs = sunshine in the soul !!

Treeguy................... not so much.

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Old 02-19-2014, 05:20 PM
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So I was racing around the lake on the skidoo and every time I pulled up to someone fishing and drilled a few holes with there holes they seemed to be mad?? All I want to do is talk and catch fish.

Anyone know where I can by a muffler for a 1971 Skidoo??

So I misplaced the pipe wrench I found and I was going to use it to







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Old 02-19-2014, 08:03 PM
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So I was racing around the lake on the skidoo and every time I pulled up to someone fishing and drilled a few holes with there holes they seemed to be mad?? All I want to do is talk and catch fish.

Anyone know where I can by a muffler for a 1971 Skidoo??

So I misplaced the pipe wrench I found and I was going to use it to

Uh Dodger.


haha lol.

remember loud pipes save lives. As do bright tattoo's
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Old 02-19-2014, 08:20 PM
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So I was racing around the lake on the skidoo and every time I pulled up to someone fishing and drilled a few holes with there holes they seemed to be mad?? All I want to do is talk and catch fish.

Anyone know where I can by a muffler for a 1971 Skidoo??

So I misplaced the pipe wrench I found and I was going to use it to

Uh Dodger.
Was it a TNT?
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Old 02-19-2014, 08:22 PM
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Finnish soldiers defend their homeland during the Winter War, January 1940.



Where is Finland?
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Old 02-19-2014, 08:28 PM
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Where is Finland?
It is a little planet in a galaxy far far away.

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It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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Old 02-19-2014, 09:18 PM
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It is a little planet in a galaxy far far away.

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When are you coming fissin'?
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Old 02-19-2014, 09:36 PM
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Was it a TNT?

Not wanting to go to banned camp, but those old TNT sleds are all about the pronounciation .
Some would say Tee Nnn Tee... Most would say this F***ing Tunt won't run!!!
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Old 02-19-2014, 09:47 PM
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Dear Anne Landers
Yesterday I ate a quart of pickled beets.
This morning after my morning deuce
It appears I am bleeding internally.
Advice would be nice.

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Old 02-19-2014, 11:15 PM
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Dear Anne Landers
Yesterday I ate a quart of pickled beets.
This morning after my morning deuce
It appears I am bleeding internally.
Advice would be nice.

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Dear Beet Meeter
Sounds like you may have something serious going on for sure,i have come across this problem from time to time over the years,but without seeing an actual picture of your morning deuce i am afraid i can only suggest that you try and refrain from any more morning deuces for about a week maybe two tops,then try having your morning deuce in the late afternoon...this may clear up your problem.

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ps...i know a guy who had the very same problem with Vodka and Green Kool Aid...I gave him the same Advice and he has not ever written back so i think you are good to go!
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Old 02-19-2014, 11:52 PM
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Old 02-20-2014, 12:01 AM
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Does TreeGuy still do domestic hunts because I always liked his stories of spot and stalks around his house when his wife was not home. Does anyone know the guidiing fees he charges?

I have 4 kids and wondering how I get them out of the house to do more things in the outdoors. I bought them IPods, Xboxs, large screen tv's and everything else I could think of but they still do not want to go fishing, shoot guns or hunt with me?

Is it wrong of me to ask more people to post pictures and forget about the people that will put them down after you have posted them?

I am in a dark place as I do not know the answers and feel like starting a POLL based on the responses of this tread

I will work for beer.

More pics coming soon bud (just waiting on a Youtube upload).

As for getting the kids out, just do it. Mine are 8 and 12, so beyond the typical family outings that keep Mrs Tree happy, I find that thinking like a wolf pack helps. Be opportunistic and pick 'em off one at a time.

They may bitch and moan at first (and sometimes even to the end), but do not relent. It'll make for some funny stories at your funeral.
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Old 02-20-2014, 03:35 PM
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Old 02-21-2014, 03:32 PM
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Starting a new course in Gigger Rigging for all you fishermen
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Old 02-21-2014, 04:26 PM
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I saw a video of a calf moose attacking a wildlife officer.

I was appalled.

I was going to post pictures, but I can't seem to get my BlackBerry to do the internet. Even the 14 year old computer nerd next door can't figure it out.

How do I start a poll? I need to know how many of us agree that all calf moose should be eaten.
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Old 02-21-2014, 04:56 PM
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I bought a 6-pack of socks from Costco. Now one of them has a hole in it because I cut into it with the scissors trying to get the stoopid tag off. Can I return all of them?

I like beets too! Speaking of aftereffects of various foods, if you want to smell something really awful, wait till you have to pee after eating asparagus...Green asparagus, not that expensive white stuff. Do you know that it is white because they keep covering the stalks with soil? Does that constitute Cruelty to Vegetables? Maybe we should start a FB page about that.

Do wild horses like asparagus?
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Old 02-21-2014, 05:25 PM
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Do wild horses like asparagus?
You may be on to something here! I'm sure that their byproducts can be used to cover the asparagus, thus making it turn into the more expensive white kind!

Then you could sell it to Costco, thus covering the costs of your sock tragedy.
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Old 02-21-2014, 05:59 PM
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.





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Old 02-21-2014, 06:02 PM
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Don't buy a hairlip dog if you can't handle the marking.
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Old 02-21-2014, 06:35 PM
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Old 02-21-2014, 06:41 PM
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I shot a non typical elk last year, turns out it was a Caribou. Accidentally put one of my supplemental tags on, but I left it on, I figured since they're both in the deer family it's probably ok.
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Old 02-21-2014, 07:24 PM
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Some dogs are brown.
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Old 02-21-2014, 10:16 PM
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Old 02-21-2014, 10:31 PM
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Anyone think pepto bismol tastes like bubble gum? or is it just your brain associating the pink color and tricking your sense of taste?
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Old 02-21-2014, 10:44 PM
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I know lots about hockey I scream shoot the entire PP.

Or even more interesting is this.


I would gladly stand my ground and bust a cap in somebody who served my Tim's coffee which wasn't very good anyway but they were a immigrant and looked at me funny. That happened while I was on my way to protest the Redford government in my ford equipped with huge HID lights which are awesome, but earlier that day I called my boss and asked him when is the dang keystone pipeline coming because I gotta burn some rods soon, gotta burn the rods because I may or may not have taken a deer with my buddy with status somebody shoulda told me that's illegal I know the regs are free but I was busy arguing about which crap Alberta nhl team is better. That about cover it?
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Old 02-21-2014, 11:26 PM
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Anyone think pepto bismol tastes like bubble gum? or is it just your brain associating the pink color and tricking your sense of taste?
My brain thinks it should taste like bubble gum, but then it hits your tounge and feels and tastes like liquid toothpaste
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Old 02-21-2014, 11:39 PM
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