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Or is it what I think it is?
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:47 PM
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It wouldn't surprise me, but I'm not going there.
Ever try Nitto terra grabbers?
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I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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This all well and good ,But did anyone ever find out where the sheep really are now?
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My damn crescent wrench is still missing
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I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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I seen (or is it saw) Allison redford and the rcmp washing quads in a river while discussing what's the best gun for bear defense
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Wrong, my cake is better than any pie
I'd rather eat a slice of pie then be known as a cake eater.
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:52 PM
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Ever try Nitto terra grabbers?
Yeah, but they didn't taste very good>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Actually I don't know what the h*** I'm talkin' about. Just racking up my post count.
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:53 PM
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Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiiiiiie
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:55 PM
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That's it......I'm going to go watch Olympic Figure Skating....hahahahahaha
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:57 PM
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Anybody know a really easy job thats pays huge money? I have no experience but am will to fly in and out.
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If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, then what does a door knob feel like?
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Can't stop. Addicted to the shindig.
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:03 PM
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Ford trucks are the best. Our dollar is going to hell, gas prices rising. Typical gouging bs. Think we will stay ahead of the USA in the condom games err Olympics? Pintos suck! What's the best rifle? What hair product does BGSH have stocks in? Went fishing yesterday broke the skunk streak!
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:09 PM
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Come on guys where are the sheep,and ya fords do suck.
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:17 PM
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Stalking is when two people go for a looooong romantic walk and only one of them knows it...
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:19 PM
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They done turned Pete into a horny toad!
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:25 PM
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I could loose my appetite just from smell of lasagna.
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I have a priority 8 which wmu should I enter ?
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:33 PM
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Come on guys where are the sheep,and ya fords do suck.
Sheeps are where u find um
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:38 PM
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Option you get when you buy a chev..wheres the fish ???

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Where are the best perch holes in South Ab
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:17 PM
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Looketh over there.
over yonder you mean?
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:26 PM
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Sheeps are where u find um
You're right ,I found em.Now if I could just find my rubber boots.
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:28 PM
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How'd we do Ken?Are ye proud?
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:29 PM
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You're right ,I found em.Now if I could just find my rubber boots.
when do you get back from New Zealand?
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when do you get back from New Zealand?
Just leavin now.
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will ask questions later so pay attention, you guys should be on the ice!!!
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Why would you take a Texas Heart shot? :-)
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Old 02-16-2014, 03:14 PM
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