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Old 01-20-2017, 12:45 AM
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My Uncle hit the panel switch in 1999 when the count down was on 5.4.3,2 1 everyone at the party started screaming and crying.Priceless
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:24 AM
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This stuff is funny, I played a few but never thought of a lot this.

Best I ever did was give an eighty year old woman a heart attach at
a phone booth next to a stream I fished as a kid.

Put a live 3" crawdad in the coin return in phone booth as I commenced to
to fish, then as I was waiting for a brown or rainbow to bite...
A lone car would pull into the parking lot, a stanger would step out walk
quickly to the phone booth AND "Ahhh".

Bingo we gotta trout on the line!

Phone booth was like 15 feet from the stream, did this every other Friday
afternoon. Got a couple of friends in on it, we laughed so hard it didn't
matter if we caught any fish.
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:46 AM
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Had a new apprentice at work that was a pretty innocent and gullible guy.

He left his wallet out on his tool box once and I took his drivers license out when he was busy working. I carefully laminated a picture of some crazy old hags face on to his picture and put it back. This guy never noticed for over a year until he caught on when he was ID'ed at a BC liqueur store. I guess he was tipped off because the 2 tellers couldn't control their laughing at him.

He told me he got strange reactions every time he used his ID including once when he got pulled over here in Calgary for running a yellow light. The cop asked him his name and birthday, laughed at him and let him off with a warning.

It was funny. No one ever told him, just laughed at him for like a Year. He was a good kid...I also got him on the old shaking a spray paint can until the ball stopped making noise which made it "ready" He walked around shaking that can for about 4 hours until someone told him to stop because he was driving everyone nuts with the noise...LOL
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:59 PM
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Once when I was testing a pipe inspection pig, one of the workers was closing the trap. Our sales manager nudged me and sent me up on the platform to relieve the worker operating the valve.

"It's good for customer relations," he said.

So, up I went. While I was closing the valve, the foreman calls up to me and says,

"It takes 'X' amount of turns to close that valve."

"Uh-huh..." I reply.

"So, how many are you at?" he asks.

"Um, not sure... Was I supposed to be keeping count?" I stammer.

He turned his head in disgust, slapped the pipe, and said, "Oh GREAT! Now we have to start all over again!"

I start slowly turning the wheel the other way.

"Are you serious?" I said, my voice faltering. I looked over to our sales manager, who was shaking his head in embarrassment.

Thankfully they couldn't compose themselves much longer and began roaring with laughter. I turned beet red and another worker jumped in to finish the job.
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