Did you hear about the Newfie who had a dog, the dog had no legs, so every night he took the dog out for a drag.
Newfie boy and girl lying on a blanket in a field. Newfie girls complains that she is "cold". Newfie boy gets up and shuts the gate.
Newfie hitchhiking to Toronto comes upon a sign that reads "this takes you to Toronto". Newfie sits on the sign for 3 hours and it never moved.
Mr Conservation
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"One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted" Jose Ortega y Gasset - Meditations on Hunting
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