The Huntin' Trip Some AO members didn't want you to know about... :)

[Albertadiver]

(Ok... so this is a slightly modified newfie joke... but couldn't help myself. I know I'm toast anyhow! )

Having shot a moose, TreeGuy and BrownBear416 began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up truck.

On the way they were stopped by the Fish and Wildlife Officer.

"Let me see your hunting licenses b'ys", he said.

When he saw that everything was in order, he asked if he could give them some advice.

"Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well b'ys, I think that you would be finding it a lot easier to be draggin' dat moose by the antlers, and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. and tanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes, TreeGuy said to BrownBear416, "B'y, draggin' by the h'antlers is easier fer shure, eh?"

"Aye, you're right," said BrownBear416. "But have ya noticed dat we're getting furder away from the truck?"

[coldredneck]

LOL , an oldie but always a goodie

[redneck posse]

okay that funny but u's in trouble now..

[BrownBear416]

Lame

[Albertadiver]

Originally Posted by BrownBear416

Lame

Yeah.... I spose you're right. I'm just not as witty as I wish I was...

[BrownBear416]

Originally Posted by Albertadiver

Yeah.... I spose you're right. I'm just not as witty as I wish I was...

Ahhh dont cry littke buddy i was JKidding

I thought it was crazy funny

[TreeGuy]

Hmmm. First, Hunt and Fish ranked me below Pee Wee Herman, but ABOVE BB416 on his version of a 'coolness scale'. Now it would appear that BB416 is the more observant one. How will this affect the rankings?

Don't cry, Diver. Retaliation is coming even if it means getting banned from Photobucket for having the single most bizzare album in their history.

Sleep tight.........

Tree

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

Darn and Here I thought this would be as good or better then THe Rollie and viral_overridend

Sorry Rollie even under the cover of all that Sand I couldnt hide it anymore

[TreeGuy]

Life is funny. People come, people go, but true friends are internal (sp??)..... this is the story of ABdiver and Hunt and Fish.......

It all started in 1984 when they were young lads glued to the television set watching the Los Angeles summer olympics. It is here where they found their first hero. The power, the grace........the SPEEDOS, oh my!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Louganis

For you see, my friends, ABdiver and Hunt and Fish shared an intense passion for diving and sport. It was all that these BBF's could think about. After the olympics, they discovered the manliest of manly games........football! Soon they had new heros.

"Gee whiz, HNF, we gotta try this!", exclaimed ABD (whatever happened to 'C'??). HNF agreed, so they joined the local squad.........

........their tenure was short-lived! Rumor has it purse fights errupted after the mullet measuring contest!

Their interests soon turned to hockey and the majestic diving of the game. Many bitter arguments ensued though over who they felt was the greatest diver in the league! Him.......

........or HIM!

Hard feels aside, it was on to try a more gentle, non-contact sport, er a MANLY gentle, non-contact sport........

........and they lived happily ever after.

So there ya have it. Hopefully this little tale sheds some light on the 'behind-the-scene' releationships some of our member have in real life. Thank you for reading.

Tree

[Albertadiver]

Awww Crap!

Now my sthecret is out!

[TreeGuy]

Originally Posted by Albertadiver

Awww Crap!

Now my sthecret is out!

That, and we all now know about your lisp too.

Tree

[viral_override]

ooooh BBJ....your so dead LOL

[hunt_and_fish]

It's on now Tree. You just barked up the wrong tree (pun intended!).

This forester is going to do some harvesting. It won't be today, it may not be tomorrow, but your turn will come buddy. Your turn will come.

[Albertadiver]

Originally Posted by TreeGuy

Tree

For the record, I'm not the sissy Tom Cruise guy... that guy is H&F.... I'm the other big tall muscular man....

[TreeGuy]

Originally Posted by Albertadiver

For the record, I'm not the sissy Tom Cruise guy... that guy is H&F.... I'm the other big tall muscular man....

Then that would make you, Goose. Ladies and gentlemen of AO, 'Diver has now officially earned his nickname!

See our guys in action here: http://www.google.com/url?q=http://w...wZ4WD4IXSmpNOw

Anyone else get creeped out by the soundtrack? Kenny Loggins, Playin' With The Boys..........

Tree

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

Originally Posted by TreeGuy

Then that would make you, Goose. Ladies and gentlemen of AO, 'Diver has now officially earned his nickname!

See our guys in action here: http://www.google.com/url?q=http://w...wZ4WD4IXSmpNOw

Anyone else get creeped out by the soundtrack? Kenny Loggins, Playin' With The Boys..........

Tree

Hummmm I wonder he just wants one more game , Come on just one more game . I couldnt resist .

[Albertadiver]

Originally Posted by BIGBADJOHN

Hummmm I wonder he just wants one more game , Come on just one more game . I couldnt resist .

Well now... with cheerleaders like this, who WOULDN'T want to play another game eh??

[mtylerb]

*Steps far off to the side, out of the line of fire*

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

Originally Posted by Albertadiver

Well now... with cheerleaders like this, who WOULDN'T want to play another game eh??

Ahhh and thats why you keep grabbing my butt because you think I'm a cheerleader , I'm no longer standing anywhere near you . this further more Dictates Sean's Theory .