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07-13-2013, 10:27 AM
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Mess with the Bull......*warning; graphic pics*
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07-13-2013, 10:29 AM
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Sweet Jebus! Keep in mind there's youngsters here on AO as well Dave....
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07-13-2013, 10:32 AM
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Sweet Jebus! Keep in mind there's youngsters here on AO as well Dave....
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...as well as people with squeamish stomachs.
Hence the warning. Posted no differently than the public newspaper site it's quoted from.
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07-13-2013, 10:33 AM
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well maybe he shouldnt take his pants off and try to ****** the bull and it wont try to turn around and ****** him up.
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07-13-2013, 10:35 AM
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I said that because the pics temporarily transformed me into a squeamish little girl
Waiting for someone to interject with "Temporarily?"
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Last edited by CaberTosser; 07-13-2013 at 10:44 AM.
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07-13-2013, 10:38 AM
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You can see the tip of the horn under the skin of his leg, ouch!!
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07-13-2013, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by super7mag
You can see the tip of the horn under the skin of his leg, ouch!!
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That would be a nasty tear if the bull gave him a head twisting rag-doll treatment, hopefully it was just the pushing and goring.
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07-13-2013, 11:34 AM
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Well this proves the saying. "You mess with the bull you get the horns!"
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07-13-2013, 11:34 AM
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A Texan is visiting Mexico. He arrives at a small town which has a bullring. He goes into a restaurant for dinner and finds a table.
While waiting for a waiter to bring him a menu he notices the fellow at the next table eating his meal with immense enjoyment. So when the waiter comes, the Texan waves off the menu and asks the waiter to bring him the same dish that the fellow at the next table is eating. The waiter tells him that that particular dish is served only once each evening and the fellow at the next table is already eating it.
The Texan is disappointed and orders something else but asks the waiter to save that dish for him for the next evening. The waiter promises.
The Texan arrives the next evening and is warmly greeted by the waiter who tells him that the dish has been saved for him as promised. The dish is served---the Texan eats it and finds it truly delicious.
When the check is presented, the Texan tells the waiter how much he enjoyed it, but he asks why the portion was so much smaller than the portion the previous night.
The waiter replies "You must know, Senor, that sometimes the bullfighter he no always win"
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07-13-2013, 11:49 AM
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You ever notice that every year when you see pictures of these people getting mauled by the bulls, their pants are always around their ankles, what is the reason for this?
And as for the people who actually run with the bulls, what a bunch of maroons.
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07-13-2013, 12:07 PM
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Unfortunately, all runners have retained their ability to procreate.
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07-13-2013, 12:52 PM
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Every time I hear about this event I just think how idiotic people are to actually go participate in it.
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07-13-2013, 12:56 PM
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That is going to be one big oweeeeeee.
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07-13-2013, 01:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by leeaspell
You ever notice that every year when you see pictures of these people getting mauled by the bulls, their pants are always around their ankles, what is the reason for this?
And as for the people who actually run with the bulls, what a bunch of maroons.
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You have a definite point there. Does Spain lack adequate belt and waistband technology? Should the rest of the globe (North American ghettos excluded) embark on a program to not only teach Spain about pant retention, but educate their engineers on the matter.
I think I see Santiago Calatrava in one frame! He should invite Alederwoman Drew out for a jog next year, a popular gag to play on the tourista is where the locals distract them and tie their shoelaces together.
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07-13-2013, 01:27 PM
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Serves him right for being stupid.
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07-13-2013, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jackrabbit000
Serves him right for being stupid.
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Yeah, just because a guy does something you see is stupid is a perfect reason to be nearly killed.
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07-13-2013, 02:14 PM
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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07-13-2013, 03:45 PM
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Running with the bulls
Sure it's stoopid, but what a rush when you're almost ready to get it and you evade a goring by some little piece of luck. If I could run I'd do that any day
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07-13-2013, 03:45 PM
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I'm sure he knew the risks going in!
Those are some cool pics, true monuments to stupidity.
I wonder what the animal rights protests look like at that festival?
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07-13-2013, 03:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by leeaspell
And as for the people who actually run with the bulls, what a bunch of maroons.
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Bugs Bunny said it best : Ultra Maroon !
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07-13-2013, 04:45 PM
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Don't they do this in Strathmore as well?
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07-13-2013, 05:28 PM
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I'd love to do it someday. Thanks for posting the pics, pretty graphic but wow.
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07-13-2013, 07:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tbiddy
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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Nice!
But seriously, he should've expected it walking around dressed like that.
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07-13-2013, 08:03 PM
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I love watching this chit , and I mean watching definetly not participating
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07-13-2013, 08:07 PM
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I love watching this chit , and I mean watching definetly not participating
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Sure you can. Just sign up here.
http://mryyc.com/2012/07/running-wit...in-strathmore/
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07-14-2013, 10:15 AM
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Quote:
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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There are some photos out on the internet of matadors who got the horn in that exact place.
First thing I thought of when I read what you wrote.
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