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Old 07-13-2013, 10:29 AM
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Sweet Jebus! Keep in mind there's youngsters here on AO as well Dave....
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:32 AM
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Sweet Jebus! Keep in mind there's youngsters here on AO as well Dave....
...as well as people with squeamish stomachs.

Hence the warning. Posted no differently than the public newspaper site it's quoted from.
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:33 AM
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well maybe he shouldnt take his pants off and try to ****** the bull and it wont try to turn around and ****** him up.
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:35 AM
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I said that because the pics temporarily transformed me into a squeamish little girl








Waiting for someone to interject with "Temporarily?"
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:38 AM
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You can see the tip of the horn under the skin of his leg, ouch!!
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:41 AM
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You can see the tip of the horn under the skin of his leg, ouch!!
That would be a nasty tear if the bull gave him a head twisting rag-doll treatment, hopefully it was just the pushing and goring.
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Old 07-13-2013, 11:34 AM
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Well this proves the saying. "You mess with the bull you get the horns!"
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Old 07-13-2013, 11:34 AM
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A Texan is visiting Mexico. He arrives at a small town which has a bullring. He goes into a restaurant for dinner and finds a table.
While waiting for a waiter to bring him a menu he notices the fellow at the next table eating his meal with immense enjoyment. So when the waiter comes, the Texan waves off the menu and asks the waiter to bring him the same dish that the fellow at the next table is eating. The waiter tells him that that particular dish is served only once each evening and the fellow at the next table is already eating it.
The Texan is disappointed and orders something else but asks the waiter to save that dish for him for the next evening. The waiter promises.
The Texan arrives the next evening and is warmly greeted by the waiter who tells him that the dish has been saved for him as promised. The dish is served---the Texan eats it and finds it truly delicious.
When the check is presented, the Texan tells the waiter how much he enjoyed it, but he asks why the portion was so much smaller than the portion the previous night.
The waiter replies "You must know, Senor, that sometimes the bullfighter he no always win"
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Old 07-13-2013, 11:49 AM
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You ever notice that every year when you see pictures of these people getting mauled by the bulls, their pants are always around their ankles, what is the reason for this?


And as for the people who actually run with the bulls, what a bunch of maroons.
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Old 07-13-2013, 12:07 PM
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Unfortunately, all runners have retained their ability to procreate.
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Old 07-13-2013, 12:52 PM
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Every time I hear about this event I just think how idiotic people are to actually go participate in it.
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Old 07-13-2013, 12:56 PM
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That is going to be one big oweeeeeee.
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Old 07-13-2013, 01:17 PM
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You ever notice that every year when you see pictures of these people getting mauled by the bulls, their pants are always around their ankles, what is the reason for this?


And as for the people who actually run with the bulls, what a bunch of maroons.
You have a definite point there. Does Spain lack adequate belt and waistband technology? Should the rest of the globe (North American ghettos excluded) embark on a program to not only teach Spain about pant retention, but educate their engineers on the matter.

I think I see Santiago Calatrava in one frame! He should invite Alederwoman Drew out for a jog next year, a popular gag to play on the tourista is where the locals distract them and tie their shoelaces together.
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Old 07-13-2013, 01:27 PM
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Serves him right for being stupid.
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Old 07-13-2013, 01:59 PM
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Serves him right for being stupid.
Yeah, just because a guy does something you see is stupid is a perfect reason to be nearly killed.
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Old 07-13-2013, 02:14 PM
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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Old 07-13-2013, 03:45 PM
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Sure it's stoopid, but what a rush when you're almost ready to get it and you evade a goring by some little piece of luck. If I could run I'd do that any day
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Old 07-13-2013, 03:45 PM
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I'm sure he knew the risks going in!

Those are some cool pics, true monuments to stupidity.

I wonder what the animal rights protests look like at that festival?
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Old 07-13-2013, 03:57 PM
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And as for the people who actually run with the bulls, what a bunch of maroons.
Bugs Bunny said it best : Ultra Maroon !
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Old 07-13-2013, 04:45 PM
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Don't they do this in Strathmore as well?

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Old 07-13-2013, 05:28 PM
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I'd love to do it someday. Thanks for posting the pics, pretty graphic but wow.
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Old 07-13-2013, 07:27 PM
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Nice!

But seriously, he should've expected it walking around dressed like that.
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Old 07-13-2013, 08:03 PM
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I love watching this chit , and I mean watching definetly not participating
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Old 07-13-2013, 08:07 PM
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I love watching this chit , and I mean watching definetly not participating
Sure you can. Just sign up here.

http://mryyc.com/2012/07/running-wit...in-strathmore/

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Old 07-14-2013, 10:15 AM
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
There are some photos out on the internet of matadors who got the horn in that exact place.

First thing I thought of when I read what you wrote.
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