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To all the Athiests on AO, Happy FESTIVUS
Pop Culture is great. A Sinefeld episode becomes folklore. All the same, Standardized Holiday Greetings to the Christians of all denominations, Happy Hanukah for my Jewish friends and neighbours, and Happy Festivus to the restuvus.
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12-19-2011, 10:41 PM
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12-19-2011, 10:44 PM
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I've still never caught that episode; but wheres the love for the agnostics? 
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12-19-2011, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Drewski Canuck
Pop Culture is great. A Sinefeld episode becomes folklore. All the same, Standardized Holiday Greetings to the Christians of all denominations, Happy Hanukah for my Jewish friends and neighbours, and Happy Festivus to the restuvus.
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Festivus????? Sounds like some kind of new super bug 
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12-19-2011, 10:46 PM
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Happy Holiday's !!!
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12-19-2011, 10:51 PM
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12-19-2011, 11:03 PM
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12-19-2011, 11:17 PM
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A Festivus for the rest of us!
This pretty much sums it up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbfMmCf5-ds
It's another Festivus MIRACLE! Let's RUMBLE!!!
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12-19-2011, 11:24 PM
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Festivus??? Isn't he one of the characters on Gunsmoke?
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12-19-2011, 11:30 PM
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happy festivus 
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12-19-2011, 11:35 PM
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Festivus??? Isn't he one of the characters on Gunsmoke?
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Yup !!! ....................... and miss klitty owned the schlong branch !!!
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12-20-2011, 07:39 AM
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the Orgins of Festivus
"I was at the store to buy a doll for my son, when I reached up to grab it, so did another man...............and as I rained blows down upon him, I thought to my self, There has to be another way. And at that moment festivus was born"
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12-20-2011, 07:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewski Canuck
Pop Culture is great. A Sinefeld episode becomes folklore. All the same, Standardized Holiday Greetings to the Christians of all denominations, Happy Hanukah for my Jewish friends and neighbours, and Happy Festivus to the restuvus.
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How about Merry Christmas to all, and to the ones who don't believe, your welcome for the holiday.
Keep the Christ in Christmas. 
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12-20-2011, 07:45 PM
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Merry Christmas
The rest of you f$$$$ers have fun at work
No believe, no stat holiday
Lol
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12-20-2011, 07:59 PM
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You don't need religion to enjoy Christmas, that's what's so great about it. When I was a kid it was all about getting great toys. Now it's about giving them. Overindulging in food and drink later is the big ticket. Or as Ricky says "It's all about getting drunk and stoned with your friends and family". Merry Christmas however you celebrate it.
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Hey, i'm working all through Christmas. Starting a big network cutover on Friday and pulling long days til done.
Enjoy your friggin holidays! i'll be asleep on a desk somewhere.
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I had a big Festerpus drained from my left buttock today, and am I ever happy.
Pathology told me it was only e coli. 9524411444 the really infectious form.
Eww did it ever stink. but am I ever happy.
Happy Festerpus, and be careful of those toilets you sit on. I may have been the last one who sat there.
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And a Happy Winter Solstice to all the Druids out there. I'm just thankful it's the shortest day of the year. 
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Let us sing to ring in the Festivus season,
We 3 kings of Orient are,
Snorting myrrh we travel to Mars;
Sniffin and smokin,
Trippin and token;
Wondering where we are;
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12-21-2011, 08:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pophouseman
the Orgins of Festivus
"I was at the store to buy a doll for my son, when I reached up to grab it, so did another man...............and as I rained blows down upon him, I thought to my self, There has to be another way. And at that moment festivus was born"
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I laughed out loud and relived most of the episode after reading this. I was laughing about it for 1/2hr.
There'll never be another show like Seinfeld.
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12-21-2011, 09:55 AM
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