Another Good Laugh

#1 01-22-2008, 10:31 AM

Alright here we go. So there is a guy, who loses both of his arms and both of his legs. He has an assistant that comes and moves him whenever he wants to be moved. Well, he is laying on the beach one sunny evening and is minding his own business, when these 3 young women walk by feeling sorry for him. The first one says, "Aww, have you ever been hugged?" he replies "No" so she gives him a hug. The second say "Aww, have you ever been kissed?" he replies "no" so she gives him a kiss. The third one asks "Have you ever been *****ed?" he says "No"

Well the girl starts to giggle and says "Well you're about to, because the tide is coming in"

TheClash · #2 01-22-2008, 10:33 AM

after the tide came in....did he change his name to BOB??

Okotokian · #3 01-22-2008, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TheClash

after the tide came in....did he change his name to BOB??

Then he got washed up in front of a door... Matt.
and on it goes

nekred · #4 01-22-2008, 10:41 AM

Then picked up and put in mailbox.... Bill

TheClash · #5 01-22-2008, 10:42 AM

pulled behind a boat......skip....

gonefishin · #6 01-22-2008, 10:59 AM

with all that water, he went pee and it shot straight up.... Pierre....

skain11 · #7 01-22-2008, 11:08 AM

And while floating in the water someone gave him a life jacket...now he is Bob Hope

TheClash · #8 01-22-2008, 11:11 AM

rescue chopper picked him up, took him back to the shop and hung him on the wall....art.

albertadave · #9 01-22-2008, 11:15 AM

Then they pulled him out of a hole in the ground and called him Doug. After that, threw him back in and called him Phil.

Fudd! · #10 01-22-2008, 11:42 AM

Then a bunch of rabbits made a home up his butt - Warren

40 incher · #11 01-22-2008, 12:31 PM

Hung him on a bush... Barry

Kodiak · #12 01-22-2008, 01:17 PM

Fell outta da bush, strapped him to the side of a truck........Running Board...

Okotokian · #13 01-22-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodiak

Fell outta da bush, strapped him to the side of a truck........Running Board...

ok, its over. you lose. despite numerous examples, you don't get the concept LOL

gonefishin · #14 01-22-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Okotokian

ok, its over. you lose. despite numerous examples, you don't get the concept LOL

...LMAO!!

209x50 · #15 01-22-2008, 02:36 PM

Moved him out by the pool Paddy O' Furniture

TheClash · #16 01-22-2008, 02:52 PM

running board?? did i miss the joke??.....

gonefishin · #17 01-22-2008, 03:22 PM

...seriously?

#18 01-22-2008, 06:24 PM

Kodiak you ruined it!!! Hahaha I was hoping this would escalate into a gongshow!!!!

Kodiak · #19 01-23-2008, 08:03 AM

Sorry guys, don't know what I was thinking...

Kanonfodder · #20 01-23-2008, 08:20 AM

threw him into a pile of leaves........Russell

gonefishin · #21 01-23-2008, 08:37 AM

....then he and his friend became interior decoraters..... Curt n' Rod

TheClash · #22 01-23-2008, 08:45 AM

that job filled his pockets full of cash.....rich...

Tundra Monkey · #23 01-23-2008, 09:04 AM

Shoots like all of you!!!

Rick O'Shea

Copidosoma · #24 01-23-2008, 09:48 AM

But all this activity cost him more than he's made....Owen

Kodiak · #25 01-23-2008, 10:05 AM

Then he had to go to the bank and ...............Rob

TheClash · #26 01-23-2008, 10:08 AM

yaaaaaay kodiak!!!

TheClash · #27 01-23-2008, 10:09 AM

he got arrested and in jail took up art.....drew....

Lethalconnection · #28 01-23-2008, 10:14 AM

then he got enough money for one fake leg.....Ilene

Okotokian · #29 01-23-2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodiak

Fell outta da bush, strapped him to the side of a truck........Running Board...

No, Wait! I DO GET IT! Apologies for anything I said before, Kodiak! You came up with an Aboriginal name! Running Board... sorta like Running Bear! And here all of us were only coming up with European names. How culturally insensitive of me!

Kodiak · #30 01-23-2008, 11:56 AM