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[Hunter65]

Originally Posted by buckbrush

A recent thread got me thinking....

The wife has been pestering me for a few years to get castrated.

I went for a consultation. Good day for my doctor to have a jr. dr as a tag along. The apprentice was doing the appointment and my doctor was just supervising.

They were talking about their "needless/scalpel-less procedure"
Now in my mind I'm thinking burdizzo!!
I ask and she talks about cutting a cord...Wait...
I ask "If you don't use a scalpel, how do you get in there?"
She says "well, it's like a scalpel but not as sharp"
WHAT!!! NOPE.
I got dizzy just thinking about it and ended up cutting the visit short.
This was a while back (over a year).

Now I should have mentioned my one phobia is doctors and dentists.

Thinking about this again.

What procedure did you get done and how fun was it?
Anyone try the "needless/scalpel-less procedure"?

Time to get over yourself and grow a set. Once you do, go get the cords cut. Not nearly as bad as you think. Sheesh.

Learn your terminology - a vasectomy is not castration. Hell I can do a castration if you really want one. Come on over to the garage, I got all the tools (see below).

My V was done in 1995? About the time of the OJ chase on TV, watched it live with a frozen bean bag on the baw bag. Scalpel, needle nose pliers, and side cutters is all he needed. Ok not really, but more or less. Had a few issues yes, but I wont go into details, not a big deal, and all good after about a month. Back to work (carpenter at the time) after 2 days or so. A buddy had other issues as well, again wont share details. Over all - good thing to do, and not a big deal. Yes there might be issues, but that happens with everything in life - take your chances. High probability of no issues.

Suck it up, Buttercup. You a man or a mouse? Let us know how it goes. Meow.

Did I say it's not a big deal?




The above was written (somewhat) all in fun. I did have one, glad I did. DO IT! Your wife will love you for it.