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12-19-2017, 09:05 AM
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If the Three Wise Men were women....
Saw this on a sign at the Mall in Red Deer yesterday.
If the three Wise Men were women.
They would of asked for directions and got there in time.
They would of brought more appropriate gifts.
They would of helped with the birth.
They would of made a casserole.
They would of cleaned up the stable.
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12-19-2017, 09:25 AM
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* have
Geez!
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12-19-2017, 09:29 AM
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Did your wife make you post this?
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12-19-2017, 09:50 AM
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Hey, that's sexist! However, it's true lol.
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12-19-2017, 10:12 AM
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They wouldn't have even got there as they would've wasted too much time arguing over who gets what.
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12-19-2017, 10:30 AM
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women used to cook and clean? Wow, wish I'd been alive to see those days
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12-19-2017, 10:30 AM
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They wouldn't have even got there as they would've wasted too much time arguing over who gets what.
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. . . and then decided to go to the mall instead. 
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12-19-2017, 07:33 PM
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women used to cook and clean? Wow, wish I'd been alive to see those days
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Fantabulous!
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12-19-2017, 07:38 PM
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They would have never made it.
First finding something to wear would have been a big deal.
Then finding matching shoes and luggage.
The never ending question of "Does this camel make my butt look big?"
Then the quibbling of who should be first.
Would not be long before they weren't talking to each other. 
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12-19-2017, 07:48 PM
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women used to cook and clean? Wow, wish I'd been alive to see those days
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No kidding!!
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12-19-2017, 07:53 PM
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They wouldn't of been wise cause none of them admit to being old. Doesn't wisdom come with age?
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12-19-2017, 08:06 PM
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Oh Jack...post that to CFSIS.
They will hunt you down and slay you for that...
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12-19-2017, 09:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hardin
Saw this on a sign at the Mall in Red Deer yesterday.
If the three Wise Men were women.
They would of asked for directions and got there in time.
They would of brought more appropriate gifts.
They would of helped with the birth.
They would of made a casserole.
They would of cleaned up the stable.
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Sorry your post is wrong.
It not about gender,it about common sense?
I apologize i think your intent was humor.
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12-19-2017, 09:39 PM
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Sorry your post is wrong.
It not about gender,it about common sense?
I apologize i think your intent was humor.
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Those are not my words, it's just a sign that I saw at the mall that I had to chuckle at.
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12-19-2017, 09:44 PM
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I would have also smiled?
Sorry for the derail.
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12-19-2017, 09:54 PM
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women used to cook and clean? Wow, wish I'd been alive to see those days
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Not tryin to get off-topic, but that's one thing that makes me laugh like "heck" about "modern" women.
Being a stay-at-home wife and mother who knows how to cook and clean is "oppressive" because she's a "Victim of the Patriarchy".
But being a 10-hour-a-day cubical slave for a multi-billion dollar corporation is "empowering" because it makes her a "strong, independent woman".
(not to mention the extra weekend work, or bringing her work home with her on weekdays).
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12-19-2017, 10:02 PM
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At least the wise women would have remembered to get gift receipts.
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12-20-2017, 07:33 AM
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Funny part about the OP, they would have asked for directions. There's the first argument they'd suck you into. God gave them directions, Follow the friggin star!
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12-20-2017, 03:46 PM
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Funny part about the OP, they would have asked for directions. There's the first argument they'd suck you into. God gave them directions, Follow the friggin star!
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The three wise men from the East were told to follow the star in the east. SOMEBODY should have asked for directions.
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12-20-2017, 04:17 PM
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Dude, they had faith and the star led them to the right spot. Kinda like trusting your GPS in modern times.
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12-20-2017, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by stuckincity
Not tryin to get off-topic, but that's one thing that makes me laugh like "heck" about "modern" women.
Being a stay-at-home wife and mother who knows how to cook and clean is "oppressive" because she's a "Victim of the Patriarchy".
But being a 10-hour-a-day cubical slave for a multi-billion dollar corporation is "empowering" because it makes her a "strong, independent woman".
(not to mention the extra weekend work, or bringing her work home with her on weekdays).
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Hypocrisy of a progressive society.
Social Justice America.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fc-36kok0
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star in the east
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Originally Posted by half_bee
The three wise men from the East were told to follow the star in the east. SOMEBODY should have asked for directions.
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Cape st marys nfld,most fog hrs per year world wide--major screw up if this event had happened there----
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