Rumble strips

[Bergerboy]

Originally Posted by EZM

I think we all have bigger issues to resolve ..... like the packaging on the microwave bacon ..... now that's annoying !!!!

I suggest the Kirkland brand from costco. Nice thick slices, ziplock opening and delicious. The evils of rumble strips to the struggles of bacon. This may be the funniest thread yet. The OP cannot be serious about his dislike, I think he just has advanced trolling techniques.

[EZM]

Originally Posted by Bergerboy

I suggest the Kirkland brand from costco. Nice thick slices, ziplock opening and delicious. The evils of rumble strips to the struggles of bacon. This may be the funniest thread yet. The OP cannot be serious about his dislike, I think he just has advanced trolling techniques.

The other thing, and not to discount the importance of bacon is - how do they get the cheese wrapped in that cellophane? And why does it always break off straight across a third of the slice when I'm making the kids a grill sandwich.

Gawd I hate that ....

Rumble strips would, however, cause a problem is you were trying to make a grill cheese and bacon sandwich while driving.

[JB_AOL]

Originally Posted by EZM

..Rumble strips would, however, cause a problem is you were trying to make a grill cheese and bacon sandwich while driving.

I think we just found pitw's issue... He keeps getting splashed with grease from the bacon he's cooking while driving.. It wasn't about the car, it was about the damage it causes to the bacon.

PITW.. I feel your pain.. I'll sign your petition, and fight your fight..

[Bergerboy]

Originally Posted by JB_AOL

I think we just found pitw's issue... He keeps getting splashed with grease from the bacon he's cooking while driving.. It wasn't about the car, it was about the damage it causes to the bacon.

PITW.. I feel your pain.. I'll sign your petition, and fight your fight..

PITW....take the doll....point to the part that the rumble strip touched you.

[Redfrog]

Originally Posted by Bergerboy

PITW....take the doll....point to the part that the rumble strip touched you.

OMG! Classic!! Now that's funny.

[greyduck]

Originally Posted by Bergerboy

PITW....take the doll....point to the part that the rumble strip touched you.

LMFAO! Never laughed so hard in a long time. Really liked the 90 degree turn to the bacon strips was funny, but the 180 degree turn to the trauma doll! Seriously funny.....

Pure genius here!

[lilsundance]

enough already. go hunting people.

[Bergerboy]

Originally Posted by EZM

The other thing, and not to discount the importance of bacon is - how do they get the cheese wrapped in that cellophane? And why does it always break off straight across a third of the slice when I'm making the kids a grill sandwich.

Gawd I hate that ....

Rumble strips would, however, cause a problem is you were trying to make a grill cheese and bacon sandwich while driving.

The real problem using cling wrap or saran wrap. When ya get a piece of it it just sticks to itself! I can hardly maintain composure from this vile substance.....all I am trying to do is preserve some leftover pork chops! When they go bad due to lack of sufficent cover in the fridge, I go to get more tasty pork snacks from the store and I enconter MORE RUMBLE STRIPS!!! Gawd I lose my mind!