Thinking of finding a new home for my Ridgeback

[Kurt505]

I've always admired truth in advertising so I've written up an ad, do you think it'll work?

Boone, free to good, energetic family:



He loves food, not picky, he'll eat anything, just leave it on the counter for him. Has to sleep on something soft, sofa, recliner, your bed, etc. he will let you know when he wants to be let in by repeatedly jumping on the door, to the point he'll scratch the wood off your door so bad that the glass is almost ready to fall out. He is also a very determined pup, if he can't make it over your fence he will try to make his way under. He suffers from intermittent hearing loss, only hears what you say on rare occasions, seems hearing occurs best when food is involved??? I know it's hard to believe we are willing to give up such an amazing creature, however we feel its not right that we keep such a treasure to ourselves and would love for others to be able to experience how wonderful life with such a loyal companion can be. Please, let your closest friends know of this amazing opertunity, as he truley is an amazing, unbelievable creature waiting for new victims, I mean family to love him.

PS, if you have another male dog I guarantee Boone can **** higher and on more objects as he continues to amaze and out do my Rottweiler in every ****ing contest they have in my back yard.

[pottymouth]

Lmao...

Good luck

[flyguyd]

Originally Posted by pottymouth

Lmao...

Good luck

X2

Maybe if you offer a $1000 incentive

[Kurt505]

Maybe if I add he's an excellent guard dog and really good with kids?

[popgunn]

Trying real hard not to laugh at your misfortune but failing miserably. Thanks for the humor.
Wait till the wife and kids are gone have 6 beer and establish your dominance with Boone.

[32-40win]

Due to the shift I work, can't use a doggycare, they just aren't open when I need them. I used to take the dogs to work, they wanted the dog run back for storage. So, now that I leave the young one at home when I go to work, it becomes a bit of a "what will I see when I get home" scenario. The youngster gets a bit bored, apparently.
I used to have curtains in the livingroom, and down by the front door. They were rotten anyway, poked a hole in the one with my fingers trying to open it one day. Used to have a couch in the livingroom, bought it in Peace River in 1984, it had become an official dog bed, until the pup decided he should start spreading it around the house in pcs. The carpet from the basement up to the front door, was going to come out, I need him to work on the other four of seven steps some more yet, seems to be on strike lately though. He hasn't finished the lino by the front door yet either, not sure how he figured that one out. My work boots need new insoles, and the right boot is missing the upper right eyes for the shoelaces, a pair of slip-on shoes is missing the heel area on the right shoe. Any shoes left out when away, will be missing the insoles when I return. he can't reach the counter, but, I may have left a bag with a loaf of bread and a bunch of crusts in it, hanging over the edge once, I did find a bread bag, a few crumbs, and two contented critters that were not hungry when I got home that day. The old girl will not turn down a free meal if available, and the pup couldn't (?) eat all that. I guess I should have left out a quart of milk, too. I left a jacket with cookies in a zipped pocket hanging on a chair, don't have a bottom to that pocket anymore, or part of the zipper.

I still love the lil Twirp though, and one day, hopefully many years from now I will get even. This week may be a precursor to that event. He may have to get knocked out to fix an ear infection, in which case he'll get his nuts cut also.

One of these days Tuck, one of these days!!!!!