Nursing home joke
An Newfoundland family was considering putting their grandfather in a
nursing home. All the Newfoundland facilities were completely full so
they had to put him in a mainland home.
After a few weeks in the Sydney facility, they came to visit grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson...
'It's wonderful! everyone here is so courteous and respectful,' says
grandpa.
'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place
for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'
'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents.'
Grandpa says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here.... he's 85
years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still
calls him 'Maestro'!'
'There is a judge in here.... he's 95 years
old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls
him 'Your Honor'!'
'There's a dentist here.... 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25
years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!'
'And me.... I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The
Fu%^&ng Newfy'.'
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