If we make un invited sexual contact with other humans, It's called sexual assault and off we go to the big house. If we have sexual contact with other species it's called beastiality and off we go to the big house.
But if a dog humps my leg it's just called
"that damn dog" and it gets a smack on the back of the head.
Doesn't seem fair, why can't Rover get sent to the big house!
It brings a smile to my face when I picture hundreds of dogs stalking the hallways of prison looking for their next victim.
The sexual criminals living in terror, spending every waking moment on the watch for randy dogs, and every moment they let their gaurd down they find yet another hound wrapped around their leg.
It has a certain justice to it all. Give Rover equal rights and send him to prison.