"Should animals have the same rights as people?"

[Stinky Buffalo]

Thanks, fellas. This thread brought a smile to my face this morning!

Stinky

[uglyelk]

If we make un invited sexual contact with other humans, It's called sexual assault and off we go to the big house. If we have sexual contact with other species it's called beastiality and off we go to the big house.

But if a dog humps my leg it's just called "that damn dog" and it gets a smack on the back of the head.

Doesn't seem fair, why can't Rover get sent to the big house!

It brings a smile to my face when I picture hundreds of dogs stalking the hallways of prison looking for their next victim.

The sexual criminals living in terror, spending every waking moment on the watch for randy dogs, and every moment they let their gaurd down they find yet another hound wrapped around their leg.

It has a certain justice to it all. Give Rover equal rights and send him to prison.

[Cal]

If this goes down I want to be able to have a line in the water for my dog when I'm fishing, since he's not 16 years old I dont wanna pay for a licence either.


I dont think they could stop us from fishing if animals had the same rights as us. I had some buddies who would sit in front of their camper at Big Vally a few years back with vibrators on the end of fishing rods, called it trolling for pu$$ apparently there was no law against that!

[uglyelk]

Originally Posted by Cal

If this goes down I want to be able to have a line in the water for my dog when I'm fishing, since he's not 16 years old I dont wanna pay for a licence either.

That works for me!

[Albertadiver]

Nope

[Matt L.]

I think that twit from peta should take a look at the results of the poll lol! 93.2% against!