Newfie jokes....

[Frog]

Why did the Newfy take off his bathroom door?

He didn't want anyone looking through his keyhole!


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[Frog]

How do you get a one arm Newfy out of a tree?

You wave to him!


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[walker1]

Originally Posted by HighlandHeart

You know the story of how Newfoundland was discovered by a Caper? Buddy was playing ice hockey on Sydney Harbour... got a break away.

A gooder!

[Travis44]

Haha

[ram crazy]

A Newfie decides one day to ice fishing. He gets out on the ice and gets the auger out and just starts to drill a hole when he hears a voice say "YOU CAN'T DO THAT THERE". He lifts his head looks around and doesn't see anything, so he moves over a bit and starts drilling again. He hears that voice again "YOU CAN'T DO THAT THERE". He looks around again and says "JEAZUS IS THAT YOU". No it's the rink attendant

[Mr Conservation]

Did you hear about the Newfie who had a dog, the dog had no legs, so every night he took the dog out for a drag.

Newfie boy and girl lying on a blanket in a field. Newfie girls complains that she is "cold". Newfie boy gets up and shuts the gate.

Newfie hitchhiking to Toronto comes upon a sign that reads "this takes you to Toronto". Newfie sits on the sign for 3 hours and it never moved.


Mr Conservation

[bat119]

Two brothers from the rock go to Alberta because their Dad said there's so much money there its just laying in the streets waiting for someone to pick it up. After a long bus ride the two brothers arrive in Edmonton sure enough they are walking down the street one brother spots a $20 bill laying on the sidewalk. He points down "look dad was right" then keeps walking.
The other brother replies "aren't you going to pick it up"
" you don't expect me to work on the first day do you".