Survivor "alberta style"
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Alberta is planning to do it's own, titled "Survior- Alberta Style."
The contestants will start in Cold Lake, travel south to Medicine Hat then west to Lethbridge, Fort McLeod and on up to Calgary.
Then they will head north to Red Deer and Edmonton.
From there, they will proceed west to Hinton and north to Grande Prairie, then up along Highway #2 to Peace river, down and over to Slave Lake, Westlock and St Albert.
Then they will go to Fort Saskatchewan, Vegreville, Vermillion and Bonnyville before eventually returning to Cold Lake.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Ontario licence plates and a large bumber sticker that reads:
I'm gay, and I'm a vegetarian.
Beer is harmful to your health
Conservatives Stink
Rae in 2009
Deer Hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.
The first one that makes it back to Cold Lake alive wins.
Good Luck to all contestants.
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